Citizens of post-apocalyptic Chernarus, if you are seeking peace in these dark times, come to the Last Church of Electro this Sunday

[a4410 10]

If you need guards my friend (drbigtoe) and I will be some. We make an excellent sniper team with my M107 and his rangefinders and DMR.

[Ozelot (DayZ) 394]

None of you will leave alive.

[evilviking@gmail.com 103]

I added a video invitation/intro:

[Ganzor 8]

I play this game peacefully, but for this I'll grab my M16 with the M203 grenade launcher.

It's bad enough religious superstition gets shoved in our faces in real life, keep it out of our games.

[evilviking@gmail.com 103]

I play this game peacefully, but for this I'll grab my M16 with the M203 grenade launcher.

It's bad enough religious superstition gets shoved in our faces in real life, keep it out of our games.

Deep breaths, friend, it's just role-play.

[Lictalon 0]

This should be entertaining. I'll be there if I can

[Duskan 5]

When I heard about this I thought this would be a fitting theme song. The Lord Is My Shepherd prayer put to metal by Megadeth.

Edited July 27, 2012 by Duskan

[thehumandove 344]

If someone doesn't toss a grenade into the church, I'll be sorely disappointed.

[Nergalwaja 20]

To everyone who said they're going to steak out this church with snipers and binocs, good luck. Just made it to the church and there's a nice building blocking a solid shot of the doors from the hills out by the firestations. Good luck though.

[JerFeelgood 34]

this is genius. events like this will be the way forward for DayZ.

Can anyone find the axe murdered guitar hero for a concert at the castle. you could create a big TS server and everyone could listen in....

Axe murdered guitar hero vid

Edited July 27, 2012 by JerFeelgood

[thomas-tk@live.dk 39]

Haha, I like the idea ^^ It has been a long time since I have been in chuce. Could need some of the lords protection.

I hope I can attend, but I think I speak for everyone, when I say that iam gonna leave my equipment back home... in my tent I mean.

[Qibz 12]

I've had a grenade sitting in my backpack for awhile now, waiting for the right moment to rain destruction.

I will be 'attending' for sure.

[Icy954 9]

I wonder how many helis will show up to bombard the church.

[Spart248 80]

I would like everybody to know that on Sunday, July 29th, I will be hosting a community gathering. The event will begin, officially, at 4:59pm, however guests are more than welcome to arrive early and mingle amongst. Services will include food, beverages, medical supplies, and live entertainment. Vehicles and vehicular escorts are permitted and can be parked in the surrounding area, respective towards residential properties. If willing, an owner can offer the use of his vehicle in the live event. Any and all guests are welcome to join the event. However, there are requirements for the guests.

All guests must have upon arrival , on there personal being, at least 1 military grade firearm with matching ammunition. These may include, but are not limited to, DMR's, M14's, and AK-47's. Guests must have the ability to target appendages on humanoid figures such as the legs from a distance. Accessories such as binoculars, frag grenades, smoke grenades, etc. are not only permitted, but are encouraged to be brought and used once the live event has started.

Lastly, any donations of military grade equipment prior to the event are much appreciated and can be made by contacting me. Latecomers will be welcomed, but will likely miss the start of the fun.

The event will be hosted on the rooftop of the Elektro Fire Station, nearby of the grocery store, the school, and the church. Don't miss the fun!

Edited July 29, 2012 by Spart248

[NoRegrets 495]

Edited July 29, 2012 by NoRegrets

[bappel12@gmail.com 4]

I guess I know where I will be with my frag then. o.O

[Grimlok (DayZ) 134]

No. Probably a trap anyway.

[jado 27]

If someone doesn't toss a grenade into the church, I'll be sorely disappointed.

Exactly what i was thinking. I might try and get there but will probably watch from a distance.

[Mr. Death 1]

See you there.

[NoRegrets 495]

See you there.

Don't worry ... He is no danger at all ... probably blows him self up with a grenade near Stary Sobor when he tries to blow up a Church in Elektro

[Mr. Death 1]

Don't worry ... He is no danger at all ... probably blows him self up with a grenade near Stary Sobor when he tries to blow up a Church in Elektro

Grenades are overrated. :)

[MRJOEYBON 18]

I'm not sure how to feel about this, but I want to attend simply to get massacred.

What has DayZ done to me?

[Raaarghh 3]

I'd love to see what this ends up like if it hasn't already finished, I don't know the timezone differences, but I'm sure it was or will be definitely be a bloodbath.

[SandmanSanford 3]

Who's shooting in Electro???

[Rock (DayZ) 95]

I'd attend the service, but for the fact that I haven't witnessed enough of my friends being shot to pices or torn apart to have a death wish yet. Who knows, if this service thing goes off without a hitch, maybe we could rebuild society in Chernarus. Think about it!

Tales will be told of this day, the day that the human race was saved! "And behold, he of ghillie suit and L85 looked upon though city of Elektrovodsk, and knew then that thou fellow man no longer be game fit only for the hunt, but his bretheren! As all looked up, a light shone forth, cleansing the world of undead and harrowing a new age of peace, harmony, and brotherhood!"

...or bandits show up and massacre everyone who attends. I can imagine it now: July 30th, 5p.m. we invite you attend the largest funeral in all of Chernarus! Bring as much firewood as you can carry, and all the matches you can find.