Hilariously_Wrong 0 Posted July 26, 2012 As time goes on, your sexual frustration increases; leading to loss of focus (occasional shaking of screen), aggression/high temper (less accurate with precision weapons) and increased hunger (need to comfort eat).Ways to counter becoming sexually frustrated:- Solo fun time (i.e. masturbating), but this makes you susceptible to infections due to lack of personal hygiene. Items required: lotion, porn and paper towel.- Consensual sex. Both players need to select it from their menus. Having sex without a condom has a chance of contracting an STD, which may give some long-term effects unless proper meds are administered. If it's between two men, you will also need lube, or risk losing X amount of blood.- Non-consensual sex. Even with a condom the aggressor has an increased chance of contracting an STD (Due to the violent nature of the act, the condom has a chance to break), and the victim will lose X amount of blood. However, the victim has a chance to knock the aggressor unconscious, leaving him defenseless. If this succeeds, the victim may chose to have non-consensual sex with no chance of a drawback.Items that needs to be added:- lotion- lube- condoms- pornographic magazines Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
icomrade 201 Posted July 26, 2012 the fuck is wrong with you? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Doctor Disfigure 29 Posted July 26, 2012 You sick, sick bastard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gapi182 21 Posted July 26, 2012 there's an apocalypse and all you're thinking of is sex.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xTLRxPrototype (DayZ) 15 Posted July 26, 2012 This idea is fucking ridiculous. You are 10 or need to get a life. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ThatGuyCalledReptile 314 Posted July 26, 2012 Seriously, what the fuck? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrunchyBacon 29 Posted July 26, 2012 just not right!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
garglemouth64@yahoo.com 11 Posted July 26, 2012 Hilarious but obvious troll. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drogur (DayZ) 169 Posted July 26, 2012 You really thought of this didnt you.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaossound 101 Posted July 26, 2012 lol not sure if trolling or just retarded, but it made me giggle. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christopher.hill449@gmail.com 314 Posted July 26, 2012 I wish stupid people wouldnt post.... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
