Suggestion: Sex System

[Hilariously_Wrong 0]

As time goes on, your sexual frustration increases; leading to loss of focus (occasional shaking of screen), aggression/high temper (less accurate with precision weapons) and increased hunger (need to comfort eat).

Ways to counter becoming sexually frustrated:

- Solo fun time (i.e. masturbating), but this makes you susceptible to infections due to lack of personal hygiene. Items required: lotion, porn and paper towel.

- Consensual sex. Both players need to select it from their menus. Having sex without a condom has a chance of contracting an STD, which may give some long-term effects unless proper meds are administered. If it's between two men, you will also need lube, or risk losing X amount of blood.

- Non-consensual sex. Even with a condom the aggressor has an increased chance of contracting an STD (Due to the violent nature of the act, the condom has a chance to break), and the victim will lose X amount of blood. However, the victim has a chance to knock the aggressor unconscious, leaving him defenseless. If this succeeds, the victim may chose to have non-consensual sex with no chance of a drawback.

Items that needs to be added:

- lotion

- lube

- condoms

- pornographic magazines

[icomrade 201]

the fuck is wrong with you?

[Doctor Disfigure 29]

You sick, sick bastard.

[Gapi182 21]

there's an apocalypse and all you're thinking of is sex....

[xTLRxPrototype (DayZ) 15]

This idea is fucking ridiculous. You are 10 or need to get a life.

[ThatGuyCalledReptile 314]

Seriously, what the fuck?

[CrunchyBacon 29]

just not right!!!

[[email protected] 11]

Hilarious but obvious troll.

[Drogur (DayZ) 169]

You really thought of this didnt you....

[Elexo 10]

Wow... just wow...

[chaossound 101]

lol not sure if trolling or just retarded, but it made me giggle.

[[email protected] 314]

I wish stupid people wouldnt post....