The many, many ways to die in DayZ

[kristoferen 10]

With empty hands, I died trying to out-swim a group of zombies.

With new found weaponry, I tried to swing my axe through a horde too large.

Looking for friends, I found a 7.9mm hole in my skull.

With new "friends", I found a crowbar in my spine.

With hatred of man kind, I starved to death in the woods.

Looking to stuff my bag full of Pepsi and beans, I fell victim to a sniper.

Looking to out-gear the sniper, I shot and killed the driver of a pickup truck. His companion promptly put a hundred rounds in my body.

Waiting for friends, someone tossed a grenade in the tower I was in. Ka-boom.

Logging in on a server, I spawned 25 yards in the air and fell to my death.

Running up the stairs, I broke my leg and bled to death.

Squeezing through a door, I broke my leg, went in to shock, and bled to death.

Climbing a mountain, I fell through a rock.

Looking for a friend, I accidentally slid down a ladder that was a bit too long.

Crawling down stairs, I fell through and died on impact with the ground.

Running and throwing myself on the ground, I warped through a wall and fell to my death.

Trying to push past a zombie, I got pushed back over the railing of a lighthouse, and fell to my death.

Waiting for a medic, I fell through the floor of the ATC tower.

Escaping a zombie horde with a broken leg, I skillfully climbed a ladder like I was healthy as a horse, only to stand up at the top and fall backwards over the ledge.

Having looted a house, a zombie noclipped the wall and promptly broke my leg before I put a clip full of led in its chest. With the entrance blocked by a park bench, I was trapped and finally succumbed to insanity and took my own life.

Waiting for a fellow survivor to administer morphine, I got torn to pieces by a zombie standing underneath the staircase I was in.

Refilling my water bottle, I broke a leg and bled to death in a now ruby red pond.