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britishwalnut

It has come to my attention...

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...that I am a cold hearted, twisted, murderous twat.

In the past months that I have been playing Dayz, I have murdered about 4-5 people, but after being away from Dayz for a week, I have came back and in the space of 3 hours of playing, I already had killed 9 people in cruel ways, blowing them up with grenades, getting their bones broken so they get eaten alive, wait for players to come back to their body then loot their gear..then kill them all over again and hide the corpse.

I am looking for a bandit group to join up with as I know back up and tactics will come in handy, looking for a group that sticks together, has TeamSpeak and mainly has no limits on who is a legit target (For example, a wee old nooblet with nothing but his bare hands being a fair target).

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Now this is the real gruesome life of a Bandit people! ;)

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LoL you guys are horrible. I wont say im not a bandit, because i never refuse to kill someone if i want to. But to kill someone is enough pain i guess. You dont have to blame them much more. Just shot them, being cruel like this just makes them to killers. Day Z needs people who fight for justice. Bandits hunt for loot, there should be another name, for something else like you, sth. like insane raiders. xD

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I'm a bandit but in a different way. I kill loot hoppers. 24 murders and 12 bandit kills every one loot hoppers. I'll protect players looting the airfield legibility.

But if you want to group up with my group you can kill everyone who is a loot hopping cunt.

PM your steam name and I'll talk to you about details.

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I'm a bandit but in a different way. I kill loot hoppers. 24 murders and 12 bandit kills every one loot hoppers. I'll protect players looting the airfield legibility.

Then i would call you a regulator, not a bandit. Whos kills to protect, isnt a bandit in my eyes.

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Great work! Best way to get more bandit kills is to leave a body in the middle of the road!

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I am looking for a bandit group to join up with as I know back up and tactics will come in handy, looking for a group that sticks together, has TeamSpeak and mainly has no limits on who is a legit target (For example, a wee old nooblet with nothing but his bare hands being a fair target).

so you are not a bandit.

just some guy who does mean things online because he is to scared to be mean in real life.

wont matter much for me though, once you go to reload you SHALL TASTE THE STEEL OF MY HATCHET !!!! !!! !!!!!! 1<ONE>1

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so you are not a bandit.

just some guy who does mean things online because he is to scared to be mean in real life.

wont matter much for me though, once you go to reload you SHALL TASTE THE STEEL OF MY HATCHET !!!! !!! !!!!!! 1<ONE>1

You sound mad, just sayin'

If you are waiting for me or anyone else to reload and then attack, I would imagine that isn't going to work out for you, reloading normally means someone has ran out of bullets in their gun, these bullets that are no longer in the gun would most likely be in you, therefore, you would be dead or slowly dying a painful death.

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