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The most amazing bandit story ever. TONS OF ACTION!!!

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So I was on top of the hospital and I see a guy climbing the chimney to the top of the thingamabob. Anyways as he is climbing I was like fuck that unicorn. KABLAMOOO. He falls faster than a carrot out of my dads ass cheeks. I go to check out his corpse and loot it. I get an enfield and like 8 mags from it (My favorite was the playboy one). Anyways before I leave I give him a quick BJ and go back to the hospital to go tug it over some dayz bandit stories.

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A truly descriptive piece of writing.

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