nathanielflury@gmail.com 112 Posted July 25, 2012 (edited) So I was on top of the hospital and I see a guy climbing the chimney to the top of the thingamabob. Anyways as he is climbing I was like fuck that unicorn. KABLAMOOO. He falls faster than a carrot out of my dads ass cheeks. I go to check out his corpse and loot it. I get an enfield and like 8 mags from it (My favorite was the playboy one). Anyways before I leave I give him a quick BJ and go back to the hospital to go tug it over some dayz bandit stories. Edited July 25, 2012 by Beaker Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maximus the Great 34 Posted July 25, 2012 A truly captivating story for the ages.You sir, are a master wordsmith. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nathanielflury@gmail.com 112 Posted July 25, 2012 ;) Thank you kind sir. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Festral 11 Posted July 25, 2012 A truly descriptive piece of writing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Neek (DayZ) 53 Posted July 25, 2012 Lol that desreves a pallet of beans Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
