Ways of the Pasta!

[Burst75 0]

All of you! How dare your worship the lord of beans! This is a sin to all men, bretheren and survivors alike! Hark! Repent! Kneel down to the Lord of Pasta, give him your confessions, pray that he forgives your evil soul! Do this, or burn in the firey deapths of Kamenka! Please, I beg all of you to recant! Only then can you be saved, only then can you see the glory of Господь паста! Recant, and follow these commandments:

1. You must make a weekly pilgrimage to Novy Sobor, and kneel in the Church of Pasta.

2. You may only eat pasta, all bandits who consume beans or sardines will be cursed with bad loot, and a CZ round to the face.

3. Pray to only the holy Lord of Pasta, and his righteous son, the Lord of CZs.

4. You must make a daily sacrafice of a survivor to the Lord of Pasta.

5. You must maintain a kill-all mentality, so the world should be purge of the weak, and only the strongest are saved.

Follow these ways, and you shall find salvation.

[PeteOfButcherBay 17]

I, for one, welcome our pasta overlords.

[Zarlak 339]

All of you! How dare your worship the lord of beans! This is a sin to all men' date=' bretheren and survivors alike! Hark! Repent! Kneel down to the Lord of Pasta, give him your confessions, pray that he forgives your evil soul! Do this, or burn in the firey deapths of Kamenka! Please, I beg all of you to recant! Only then can you be saved, only then can you see the glory of Господь паста! Recant, and follow these commandments:

1. You must make a weekly pilgrimage to Novy Sobor, and kneel in the Church of Pasta.

2. You may only eat pasta, all bandits who consume beans or sardines will be cursed with bad loot, and a CZ round to the face.

3. Pray to only the holy Lord of Pasta, and his righteous son, the Lord of CZs.

4. You must make a daily sacrafice of a survivor to the Lord of Pasta.

5. You must maintain a kill-all mentality, so the world should be purge of the weak, and only the strongest are saved.

Follow these ways, and you shall find salvation.

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[BlackZodiac 0]

I eat beans only. Pick them of the corpse of my victims. The wheels of murder have to flow.

[Scuddles (DayZ) 0]

Interesting thread, while I haven't made it to Stary Sobor yet, I've reached a church in the northwestern part of the map, possibly Pogorevka. I've come across what appears to the the Church of Frank (And Beans)

Here are two screenshots, please excuse the poor resolution.

[crazierivan 2]

I'm all about the pasta and mtn dew!