Most retarded bandit of all time

[AfterShave 140]

I have the worst luck whenever I start on a new game, Day Z proved to be no different.

So seconds after I spawned, bullets start flying past me every other moment, my first instinct was to hit the deck, which saved my life.

This guy, he sees me go prone and thinks I died, walks up and is promptly executed by someone else in the woods.

WTF is this game? I was in the corps, never seen this much action.

[Jasmer 77]

Daammmn...

[trichome (DayZ) 198]

You just learned a valuable lesson there. Get off the bloody coast and head north.

[Shade (DayZ) 5]

This game is supposed to be about surviving the zombie apocalypse, but it's more about getting a gun and shooting any other survivor you see.

It's basically Day of Defeat but FFA mode with zombies and beans.

[AluCaRdBe 32]

"theres allways a bigger fish"

[AfterShave 140]

Fuck, got killed.

Some asshole jumped out of nowhere and gave me a face full of lead

[AluCaRdBe 32]

Some asshole jumped out of nowhere and gave me a face full

That's what she said.

[RiddarKato 0]

It's a cruel world when the dead walks the earth. I don't kill other peaople but i sure as hell stay away from them.

[Dafaq 1]

well now that you do not start with beans and a canteen for water. players do not kill the costal newbies unless they need the painkillers or unless they think they have food.

[BuzzsawBandit 1]

Never been killed or killed on the coast yet, but I have scavenged quite a few bodies there.