Making the bandit laugh

[I Lag Sometimes 16]

I was recently murdered with all my gear so i did that thing we all hate which was respawning with nothing. I was able to get a Czech backback along with food and water along with the almighty hatchet. i saw chernogorsk out in the distance so i figured i dont anything to lose, why not check it out? I pass by the firestation on the west side of town and this (what i assume was) bandit starts sniping at me. He was a horrible shot but then again i was pulling a benny hill act doing circles and sprinting on high mouse sensitivity.

I start speaking into direct chat:

"Hey i'm friendly, butthole! Don't shoot at me im black!"

I could hear him laughing on the other end so i kept doing manuvers and ranting.

I started singing 'why can't we be friends' by smash mouth.

He's laughing pretty good so i kept doing it then i said what i guess made him break.

"please don't shoot me, I love you"

At this point i hear he's laughing ridiculously loud to the point where i have to lower my headphone volume and he stops shooting at me. i grab my a** and get out of his view and got a couple supplies and got out safely and now i'm saved in some barn up north.

So tell me bandits, why can't we be friends?

[Mr. Packard 15]

In the end... all anyone really wants are the lulz.

[Deathcall 101]

Damn that bandit must have been really terrible if he couldn't hit you with a sniper at a distance which would allow him to hear what you were saying....

But still, good laughs.

[(ABR) Sam 5]

Beans given for the lols and rofls I had reading this. If only everyone were so friendly and funny.

[M O N S T E R 599]

Damn that bandit must have been really terrible if he couldn't hit you with a sniper at a distance which would allow him to hear what you were saying....

But still, good laughs.

Or he was using a sniper from TOO CLOSE?

-MONSTER