HamTheBacon 76 Posted July 24, 2012 Why the hell does everyone freak out when they find a broken ass tractor in the ass end of nowhere. Everytime i play with a friend we run into one of these things and immediately my friends freaking out and tell me the same thing "If we fix it up it will be useful" no it wont they are slow loud and only have 1 seat, not to mention easy to get shot on, you have no cover while in them and are suseptable to getting shot, i guess its like they say, Polish a turd, its still a turd. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zacharyne 6 Posted July 24, 2012 God damn tractors, man. Always ruining a playa's game. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Caviano 287 Posted July 24, 2012 God damn tractors, man. Always ruining a playa's game.holy fucking shit I almost shat my pants at this. Hysterical. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alixtheone (DayZ) 40 Posted July 24, 2012 well someone has to do the farming in dayzVille. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SLASH-7 27 Posted July 24, 2012 I'm sick of all the tractor hate on these forums. You just don't understand the tractors, nobody understands the tractors.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thehumandove 344 Posted July 24, 2012 My uncle was a tractor you sonofabitch 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyanyde 165 Posted July 24, 2012 I think Imma have to go find me a tractor.. ;) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JustThatEpic 72 Posted July 24, 2012 I found a tractor oncegot sniped i named her bessie. :'( Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SLASH-7 27 Posted July 24, 2012 I think Imma have to go find me a tractor.. ;)I read somewhere if you fix it up it will be useful. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkumbagGiGI 0 Posted July 24, 2012 This pretty much made my day Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rakkasan 23 Posted July 24, 2012 Bro, chicks think tractors are sexy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
puppetworx 474 Posted July 24, 2012 I personally only need one vehicle in DayZ, and that's the 3pm Cherno to Elektro Express. ATV, GAZ, Huey? No thanks, not one of them can touch the exhilarating pace and exultation experienced by rail.Oh what's that? You've never seen a train in the game? That's because you haven't seen me running around Elektro screaming "Woo-Wooo! Zombey Train son!" on the mic pursued by anywhere upto 30 agrod zombies. Need to get through an area of town without getting shot? Zombie train baby. Nobody shoots you when you have two dozen agrod zombies on your ass, they probably start Fraps. Well it was all just a ruse, a fiendish and cunning plan of mine. Once I'm where I want to be I ditch the zombies and snatch up your shit. Zombie Train: get on my level. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xducktales 2 Posted July 24, 2012 -insert tractor beam joke here- Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
01da 218 Posted July 24, 2012 Fuck tractors. Real men ride bicycles. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
