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Karnage0392

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So, here me and mates are, fixed a car.. accidentally ran one us over and broke his legs ( funniest thing I've seen watching him crawl after us as we drove away )..

When, BAM!.. All of a sudden everyone appears in Elektro I believe it was, all gear intact, and everyone freaks out - I even hear someone yell "Oh hello, everyone has guns", then the gunshots start for a few seconds and BAM! everyone appears under the railing we were on.. but as cows o.O

20 seconds later.. after a black screen, we are in wide open fields.. as cows, a couple of goats and 200 metres ahead - a black cow.

Managed to snap a few shots of this.

Then I respawn, and hey.. I'm a cow again!.. So I turn around and it's a giant gathering of humans, dead humans, goats, dead goats and cows? I don't think I've laughed so hard in so long.

Especially with the picture of the line of cows walking away, I hear a guy saying "I'm going to eat this grass.. Hey.. I don't like the look of that black cow, racist! I'm going to mount him."..

Line of cows:

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I know hackings bad, but that was bloody hilarious xD

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http://imageshack.us.../402/orgys.png/

^ - Crazy animal gathering.. not sure what to say on this o.o

http://imageshack.us...03/cowrape.png/

^ - A cows gotta do what a cows gotta do

http://imageshack.us...s/221/goat.png/

^ - Earlier on we became goats..

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Survival of the fittest. He proceeded to say he needed milk..

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It was gold! Hahah! My friend had broken legs and was bleeding so he walked along.. then passed out, the cow collapsed, got up, then died hahaha!

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I can't actually post the last pictures :( I exceeded my limit apparently

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It happened to me too on my server except I was fueling a car and I was trapped ontop of the gas station as a cow lol

The car disappeared afterwards :(

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Cow with a fear of heights who just wants to fuel his car, the sad life of animals!

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Survival of the fittest. He proceeded to say he needed milk..

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Beans for humoUr.

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It`s bad and all, but sometimes.. i just can`t stop laughing, just look at all those cows following each other, hoping for better times haha.

LMAO!

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