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Fart Canisters... a device to attract zombies and immobilize them for 20 seconds. Range= 100 feet. Remote detination with the ability to kill humans.

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Fart Canisters... a device to attract zombies and immobilize them for 20 seconds. Range= 100 feet. Remote detination with the ability to kill humans.

Give me your beans. You don't deserve them.

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I agree it is totally unrealistic liek that you don't have to poop in the woods

I suggest that you would have to poop every 12 hours or die from constipation and it would attract zombies in 20 mile radius because beans are farty stuff

Edited by Private Poptarts
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i like the idea of leaving a present behind for other survivors, for example defecating on the counter in a supermarket and contaminating all of the food.

or if that's too disgusting, at least allow the classic boot-polish-on-binocular-rims gag.

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No, just no.

You can attract zombies already by using smoke grenades.

I find the smoke grenades to be hit and miss sometimes in regards to that.

Edited by Womb Raider

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You can attract zombies already by using smoke grenades.

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