num1bananas 1 Posted July 24, 2012 Fart Canisters... a device to attract zombies and immobilize them for 20 seconds. Range= 100 feet. Remote detination with the ability to kill humans. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
idunc 62 Posted July 24, 2012 http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSY6XcCQPFO5Adp_AoVGNXXrpBZbfbW6IJQvcGQx5fPZ9Ls53eCZWJ3Wi-4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gogster (DayZ) 626 Posted July 24, 2012 Fart Canisters... a device to attract zombies and immobilize them for 20 seconds. Range= 100 feet. Remote detination with the ability to kill humans.Give me your beans. You don't deserve them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Private Poptarts 23 Posted July 24, 2012 (edited) I agree it is totally unrealistic liek that you don't have to poop in the woodsI suggest that you would have to poop every 12 hours or die from constipation and it would attract zombies in 20 mile radius because beans are farty stuff Edited July 24, 2012 by Private Poptarts 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tarquinbb 28 Posted July 24, 2012 (edited) i like the idea of leaving a present behind for other survivors, for example defecating on the counter in a supermarket and contaminating all of the food.or if that's too disgusting, at least allow the classic boot-polish-on-binocular-rims gag. Edited July 24, 2012 by tarquinbb Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Womb Raider 92 Posted July 24, 2012 (edited) No, just no.You can attract zombies already by using smoke grenades.I find the smoke grenades to be hit and miss sometimes in regards to that. Edited July 24, 2012 by Womb Raider Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shepp 2 Posted July 24, 2012 You can attract zombies already by using smoke grenades. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites