Distress Calls~Broken Legs~Blood To Low~Ask For Help Tell Server Name, Location, And Wait For Someone To respond to your Distress Call

[plain_roc 1]

SERVER= US 314 SwagYork

REASON= Broken Legs......And Best I Have Ever Done On A server

LOCATION=Komarovo:Inside Of A Warehouse

PLEASE RESPOND IM A NOOB AT THIS GAME

Edited July 24, 2012 by plain_roc

[Gogster (DayZ) 626]

"Thank you for calling Chernarus Ambulance Service. Unfortunately all of our ambulance technicians have been eaten by, or become, zombies. We hope you die quickly and painlessly comrade

Please don't leave a message."

*beep*

[Tuke Nukum 12]

Telling your location ain't smart. Enjoy being raped by bandits.

[speedy_mcfast 3]

"Thank you for calling Chernarus Ambulance Service. Unfortunately all of our ambulance technicians have been eaten by, or become, zombies. We hope you die quickly and painlessly comrade

Please don't leave a message."

*beep*

^^

ewww you made me lol.

[RapturJesus 90]

ITS A TRAP

[hallgraeme 17]

Or he is setting people up.

I like the way he works. Might give it a go later when i 'break' my leg in NE Airfield

[Kingyo 2]

Telling your location ain't smart. Enjoy being raped by bandits.

It's more like ringing a dinner bell...or extremely tactful-him and a handful of buddies just chillin scoping that location, waiting on the meat to show up...

[plain_roc 1]

wow you are all funny because im dead now

[hallgraeme 17]

RIP plain_roc

[Gogster (DayZ) 626]

wow you are all funny because im dead now

Now I'm sad, have some beans.