Sister Fister 25 Posted July 24, 2012 (edited) … Just killed a man, put a makarov against his head, clicked LMB now he’s dead. Mama, dayz has just begun but I’ve gone and got a murder anyway.......Mama, oooh, didn’t mean to make him dieIf I’m not back again this time tomorrowScavenge on, scavenge on... as if bandits don’t really matter...Too late, my consumable are doneEat canned sardines in brine, bones need morphine all the timeGoodbye, everybody, I’ve gotta ALT+f4Gotta leave you all behind and face a local banMama, oooh, I don’t wonna dieSometimes I wish I’d never spawned at all.I see the little sihouetto of a banditScaramouche, Scaramouche, will survivors do the surrender?.50 cal shots like lightings, very, very, exciting(Romero) Romero, (Romero) Romero, Romero FigaroCannibalissimo . I’m just a poor bandit, murdering those who love meEasy come, as murders go. Will you let him go?Bismillah! No, we will not let your beans go(Let me go) Bismillah, we will not let your beans go(let me go) Bismillah, we will not let fresh spawns goNO NO NO NO NO NO NO(oh mama mia, mama mia) he’s unarmed, let him go!Rocket has put a zed aside for me, oh wee, oh weeSo you can spawn kill me on the fly?So you think you can trust me and not die?Oh, bandits, you can’t do this to me banditsJust gotta get out, just gotta get my beans outa hereNothing really matter, survivors can seeNothing really mattersNothing really matters to meeeAnyway the zed's go..... Edited July 25, 2012 by Sister Fister 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cruelntention 8 Posted July 24, 2012 ...post along with the user name...disturbing... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sister Fister 25 Posted July 24, 2012 ...post along with the user name...disturbing...Indeed.Any other requests? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MRJOEYBON 18 Posted July 24, 2012 It took me about six minutes to read your post. Simply because I read it at the same pace as the song. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
-NGR- Larkinto 87 Posted July 24, 2012 How come so many nuns work part-time as strippers? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tfortacos (DayZ) 41 Posted July 24, 2012 Spectacular!I love this song haha, great parody :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sister Fister 25 Posted July 24, 2012 How come so many nuns work part-time as strippers?The world might never know. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Josh225 129 Posted July 25, 2012 How come so many nuns work part-time as strippers?Unsure why i laughed quite so hard at that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sister Fister 25 Posted July 25, 2012 Unsure why i laughed quite so hard at that.You are finally waking up to reality. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
