Mama ...

[Sister Fister 25]

… Just killed a man, put a makarov against his head, clicked LMB now he’s dead. Mama, dayz has just begun but I’ve gone and got a murder anyway....

...Mama, oooh, didn’t mean to make him die

If I’m not back again this time tomorrow

Scavenge on, scavenge on... as if bandits don’t really matter...

Too late, my consumable are done

Eat canned sardines in brine, bones need morphine all the time

Goodbye, everybody, I’ve gotta ALT+f4

Gotta leave you all behind and face a local ban

Mama, oooh, I don’t wonna die

Sometimes I wish I’d never spawned at all.

I see the little sihouetto of a bandit

Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will survivors do the surrender?

.50 cal shots like lightings, very, very, exciting

(Romero) Romero, (Romero) Romero, Romero Figaro

Cannibalissimo . I’m just a poor bandit, murdering those who love me

Easy come, as murders go. Will you let him go?

Bismillah! No, we will not let your beans go

(Let me go) Bismillah, we will not let your beans go

(let me go) Bismillah, we will not let fresh spawns go

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

(oh mama mia, mama mia) he’s unarmed, let him go!

Rocket has put a zed aside for me, oh wee, oh wee

So you can spawn kill me on the fly?

So you think you can trust me and not die?

Oh, bandits, you can’t do this to me bandits

Just gotta get out, just gotta get my beans outa here

Nothing really matter, survivors can see

Nothing really matters

Nothing really matters to meee

Anyway the zed's go.....

Edited July 25, 2012 by Sister Fister

[cruelntention 8]

...post along with the user name...disturbing...

[Sister Fister 25]

...post along with the user name...disturbing...

Indeed.

Any other requests?

[MRJOEYBON 18]

It took me about six minutes to read your post. Simply because I read it at the same pace as the song.

[-NGR- Larkinto 87]

How come so many nuns work part-time as strippers?

[Tfortacos (DayZ) 41]

Spectacular!

I love this song haha, great parody :P

[Sister Fister 25]

How come so many nuns work part-time as strippers?

The world might never know.

[Josh225 129]

How come so many nuns work part-time as strippers?

Unsure why i laughed quite so hard at that.

[Sister Fister 25]

Unsure why i laughed quite so hard at that.

You are finally waking up to reality.