NEW Patch 1.8.0 - Read first [Joke Thread]

[Sartormc 3]

(This post is just for fun and criticism, I love this game)

Affected Addons:

* dayz_code

* dayz_server (server)

* HiveEXT.dll (server)

Target date:

* Soon TM

Current Changelog (WIP):

* [FIXED] Zombies walking through walls

* [FIXED] High FPS drop on Cities

* [FIXED] Bugged Object Cleanup, (this will increase performance by 50%. BUT ITS A LIE)

* [FIXED] When you fire a zombie sometimes he will not get damage from that bullet and he will bleed sand

* [FIXED] Losing items for no reason.

* [FIXED] Zombies could randomly detect you even if you are 600m away from them

* [FIXED] When you run near a survivor you could instantly break your legs, lose consciousness, and bleed

* [FIXED] When you run downstairs you can break your legs

* [FIXED] Tents no longer saving items

* [FIXED] Years waiting on loading screen

* [FIXED] Scrollwheel sometimes not working

* [FIXED] Desyncs between the server and the HIVE.

* [FIXED] Recovering all your blood and ammo when re-loging

* [NEW] Restricted use of logout and ALT+F4 scape method.(We will not explain how, we are so cool and confusing)

* [NEW] Respawn selection screen with limited respawn spots to prevent massive "respawn button spam".

This is not a final list.

Feel free to post the bugs you think they must prioritize for Day Z, I will add them to the list.

Edited July 23, 2012 by Sartormc

[Gʀʌʏ Fох 3]

u mean

1.7.2.4 `?

http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/42806-pending-update-build-1724/

Edited July 23, 2012 by Gʀʌʏ Fох

[Nashy08 8]

Why would a zombie bleed sand?

[Drogur (DayZ) 169]

strange humor...

[noobfun 87]

[fixed] people QQ'ing about PvP by removing thier forum post rights and sapwning them with a bunch of flowers they cannot exchange for weapons

Edited July 23, 2012 by stuffnthings

[rifter 17]

This thread is bad and you should feel bad.

[ZomboWTF 527]

i lol'd

seriously though, if you can brag about it, go and learn the code design of dayZ, fix the bugs yourf***ingself and post the fixes to the dayZ forum

coding is not like swinging a magic wand around and everything you want solves in an instant

[4L4N 276]

Edited the title of the topic to inform the readers it is just a fun topic and in no way associated with the real patch updates.

Was causing some confusion.

[Legacy (DayZ) 1091]

Thread edited again.

[Mc Coy 0]

i wish i could code so germans can get pissed and defend me like an angry ass pokemon. he was joking dude, relax

[Legacy (DayZ) 1091]

Pending update 1.8.1:

Due to constant bickering of people on the forums complaining about this and that, we have done the following:

* [NEW] Intergrated VAC instead of BattlEye. Server Admins please check your download section!

* [NEW] Randomly placed landmines in effort to refill tears jar.

* [NEW] Random Military AI spawns near military locations, consider them the last of the military. Will shoot at you if you are a bandit, but will shoot at survivors if shot upon.

* [COMMUNITY] Put together a list of weapons that are involved in the DayZ mod, updates every few days.

* [COMMUNITY] Redone the Server Hosting Rules

[Sartormc 3]

Pending update 1.8.1:

Due to constant bickering of people on the forums complaining about this and that, we have done the following:

* [NEW] Intergrated VAC instead of BattlEye. Server Admins please check your download section!

* [NEW] Randomly placed landmines in effort to refill tears jar.

* [NEW] Random Military AI spawns near military locations, consider them the last of the military. Will shoot at you if you are a bandit, but will shoot at survivors if shot upon.

* [COMMUNITY] Put together a list of weapons that are involved in the DayZ mod, updates every few days.

* [COMMUNITY] Redone the Server Hosting Rules

I loved this :)

[idreamssss 0]

thx