Another Not So Interesting Story

[Dead on Arrival 9]

Another (not so) interesting story from me? Why, that's just ridiculous. But since you insist on reading, I insist on giving.

Elektro, at twilight. Imagine the most beautiful night sky you've ever seen. Then, imagine me, someone who was about to push their luck.. horribly. While I casually strolled through Elektro with my hatchet, I decided to raid the hospital. I broke the window open and, simply enough, stole the goodies. Afterwards, since it was twilight, I figured, "Oh, no one would be in Elektro at this time of day. I should go raid the fire station." Horrible mistake.

Even though it was void of loot earlier, I decided I should look one last time before heading north. Now, I know what you're thinking, "Well, you seem like a perfectly logical man, Dead. It's not like anything could go wrong." But that, my good reader, is where you're mistaken. Walking up to the fire station, I opened the door care free; that is, until I saw someone staring at a loot pile. I figured, "Hm, maybe he didn't see me. Time for some sneaky sneaky."

I went around the back and entered, only to find out that he had, in fact, seen me. He began to open fire, and, like the scene from Pulp Fiction, seemed to miss all the shots at point blank range. I ran at him with my axe, nailing him in the head. For some odd reason, this transferred into a broken leg. He began to crawl up the stairs, attempting to reach safety. I should have known he was crawling for his friends. I chased him down, embedding my axe into the back of his head. Little did I know that his friends were pointing guns at me. I began swinging blindly, nailing another. Unfortunately for me, one of them opened up with automatic fire, killing me. While I did manage to get two out of three of them, I forgot a rule of DayZ; if someone is retreating, they are probably just going back for help.