Tbh, killing on sight just isn't fun enough...

[JustThatEpic 72]

If you want to kill a guy, don't kill him on sight.... Play him on.

I was just on an exploited server and decided I might as well screw around, because I'm going to die anyways. I was pretty much a god because I had an MP5 and everyone else had a makarov or a crowbar.

I let a guy have my revolver, and he couldn't pick it up. I was about to kill him as soon as he picked up the gun anyways, but he kept saying "I can't pick up the gun". I told him I had no use for him anymore, and he just watched as I splattered his brains on the firestation wall.

I then picked up my revolver and bolted out of the back door, and got out with only one bullet wound. And now I'm a wanted criminal in the server, because they're all about friends.

[01da 218]

Hilarious thread, dude

[Izithel 23]

Intriguing tale old chap

[Miragenz 71]

Whilst you are busy 'playing them on' you have a good chance of getting shot yourself.

[JustThatEpic 72]

Intriguing tale old chap

Mmm, yes quite. Would you like for me to remix it into a song as we sip on some tea, jolly ol' bean

[JustThatEpic 72]

Whilst you are busy 'playing them on' you have a good chance of getting shot yourself.

Like I would be stupid enough to play on a man with a rifle.

Most people now or too niave, and they think that anyone who says that they're friendly is acutally friendly.

[skuggan 4]

Should have frapsed it, slapped some dubstep on it and uploaded to youtube twitter facebook kazaa piratebay usenet.

Because this story is just too unbelievable to be true.

Edited July 23, 2012 by skuggan

[JustThatEpic 72]

I also got a guy killed on top of the firestation.

He was standing in the open like a complete idiot, and got sniped.

I then proceeded to take his alice pack and revolver ammo.

[JustThatEpic 72]

Should have frapsed it, slapped some dubstep on it and uploaded to youtube twitter facebook kazaa piratebay usenet.

Because this story is just too unbelievable to be true.

Next time I find another unarmed survivor, I'll fraps it for you, sir.

[Powell (DayZ) 734]

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