Thanks to the Mrs.....

[jskibo 143]

I just started playing this mod last week having been out of ARMA for awhile.

Of 30+ starts I was killed by Zombies 28 times. Dropped once by a sniper near the med tents and then had the heck scared out of me rounding a corner into another survivor. We both opened fire and both died!

So Saturday afternoon I get serious. Spawned in near Koma and decided to work my way up the west side of the map towards Zeleno, then circle to the top of the airfield since everyone seems to want to go there.

I carefully pick my way through the first barn I find, Enfield or Winchester I think to myself, eventually settling on the Winchester and its abundant ammo. I skirt wide of the town entrance Zombies and slowly work my way inot any areas that look like they have loot. I still have my crappy starter pack on, so have to choose wisely what I carry. Out go the flares, its daytime and I won't need them where I am going. Soon my pack is full, my blood is 10000. I stop to rest and log off in the woods overlooking a town.

When I log back in another survivor approaches me. He asks that I give him a transfusion. Before I could tell him my pack was full he tries to put a blood bag in it and it disappears. Thankfully he's not that mad and goes off to find another. I try to wait for him but the server dumps and I'm logged off.

Back in again and I head off making my way through Zeleno. I divert to Mysh, what a mistake, a trail of Zombies chase me into the woods. I killed 40+ but nearly out of ammo, 1 clip left for the Makarov, none for the Winchester. Nerves done for the night and I log.

Back at it Sunday and head back to Zeleno to replenish my Winchester ammo. I hear shots in the distance as I'm gathering more loot but see no one or hear no steps. Not taking chances I head out after getting a watch and Map on this trip. Not the greatest gear, but the farthest I have made it yet and I feel confident enough to continue my journey North.

Another two hours and I'm just inside Vybor. I'm trying to be careful but I manage to Agro some Zombies so i run...... Found a building and I start killing them as they line up for death in the door. 5, 10, 15 down and more are coming, damn one gets me through the wall and I start to bleed.... What to do, bandage and risk it ro quickly shoot the rest? Suddenly there's something tugging at my head in real life, startled I drop the mouse and turn around. The Mrs. thought it would be funny to sneak up and put the baby on my head......nearly crapped myself. I grab the mouse in time to see the rest of the Zeds tugging my body apart.

The farthest I had made it yet, and "killed" by my own child! Damn!

[benjybums 0]

hahaah awsome man:D

damn real life getting in the way of games again!

[acebane 268]

lmao. That was a cute thing to do. But I bet at the moment you were high strung and not in the most appreciative mood for your Mrs and baby sneak-attacking you.

[Boss_Awesome 0]

drop the mouse and turn around. The Mrs. thought it would be funny to sneak up and put the baby on my head......nearly crapped myself. I grab the mouse in time to see the rest of the Zeds tugging my body apart.

The farthest I had made it yet' date=' and "killed" by my own child! Damn!

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My girlfriend did the same thing to me with a puppy. I was in the middle of a firefight with some survivors and she put a Corgi puppy on my head. I ended up getting sniped but we won the encounter so beans to the victors at least.