To the awkward moments

[Virfortis 111]

To the Bandit trio that got me in the red apartments in Cherno:

I heard you guys coming and ran upstairs. I proned with my M1911, ready to kill whoever came through the door. Unbeknownst to me, the door was my downfall. As your first two door breachers came barreling in, I lined up the best headshot I could get on the one that was looking at me and fired.

and fired

and fired more.

My bullets all skipped on the floor in front of me, hitting the invisible barrier on the door. Your shots fared no better the first time, as aiming for my head did nothing but hit said invisible barrier. One of your shots nailed me and made me pass out, and you tried looting me. You should probably make sure your targets are dead before looting, as I got one, maybe even two of you, before being finished off.

Yet still, that moment as we all shot at each other and have them hit the invisible barrier right in my eyes was a moment of awkwardness I will never forget, and I will never fire while prone again, unless it's downhill. So to that, I raise a can of beans and propose a toast:

To the awkward moments, may they never cease to remind us that this is the Alpha mod of a buggy game.