KO'd my First bandit

[Alvarie (DayZ) 14]

Was running to the airfield in pitch black with 5 of my friends looking for supplies (we all have NVG) and i was leading the charge with my M249 SAW. We are running across the tarmac and i swear i see a scope glint in the window of the control tower... so we all run in, as i turn to the door a bandit using a M240 Machine gun rolls down the stairs and dives under them. I run in, guns blazing! Just absolutely firing everywhere inside the stairs, the bandit rolls out and tries to fire and hits me in the leg but i light him up like the grill at your local Denny's. He's dead, i'm bleeding out with a broken leg inside and 2 of my buddies come running in and the first thing those bums do is loot the bandit! While i'm sitting there crawling towards the body with my tongue to loot MY corpse, they run past me and jack all his good stuff! (end qq rant of bastard RL friends) So after all of that, they bandage me up and give me a blood transfusion, i ask them if they got an extra NVG from the bandit... and it turns out he didn't have night vision. So he didn't see ANYTHING just heard us running up to him and the ONLY thing he saw.. was my muzzle flash spraying rounds at his face. We all laughed for quite a bit.

It was a night time server, so the only reason he was there was server hoping for loot like a noob.

TL;DR : Don't server hop or ALVARIE WILL COME FOR YOU!

I also crawled back across the airfield and into Vybor with a broken leg because no one had morphine. Took me 56 minutes.

Edited July 19, 2012 by Alvarie

[venom110 10]

I also crawled back across the airfield and into Vybor with a broken leg because no one had morphine. Took me 56 minutes.

Instant cred!

And I'm impressed you got NVG and a M249 before killing a single bandit. That's wild. I off anyone I see just for having a primary and looking in my general direction.

[Tigger (DayZ) 24]

Wait, how do you know it was a bandit?

[Alvarie (DayZ) 14]

Wait, how do you know it was a bandit?

Right after i killed him, i still didn't have a murders: 0, and my Bandits killed: 1

:D

[TheDude8D 13]

Hot girl that loves video games = Every mans dream.

Unless your a 40 year old guy that poses as a girl to get attention.. That happens sometimes too...

[Alvarie (DayZ) 14]

Hot girl that loves video games = Every mans dream.

Unless your a 40 year old guy that poses as a girl to get attention.. That happens sometimes too...

The picture is Britney Spears :S

Before she went bald.

[G0V3RNM3NT4L 132]

I keep telling people this isn't the right place for this. Alvarie, a nice place for this is Survivor HQ, where your buddies will tell you how heroic you were killing a bandit with no nightvision capabilities.

[TheDude8D 13]

Reginald.... What if I'm a gentlemanly barbarian who just stands there and stares at you? ;D

[elliotle 6]

I keep telling people this isn't the right place for this. Alvarie, a nice place for this is Survivor HQ, where your buddies will tell you how heroic you were killing a bandit with no nightvision capabilities.

Like bandits brag about killing a guy who doesn't even see them across a field "because that's what would happen in a real disaster!"?

[Alvarie (DayZ) 14]

I keep telling people this isn't the right place for this. Alvarie, a nice place for this is Survivor HQ, where your buddies will tell you how heroic you were killing a bandit with no nightvision capabilities.

More or less a Bandit who is taking advantage of a exploit of server hoping for gear, and shooting before asking questions.

I could care less if it was a random guy that wasn't server hoping for gear. :)