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UbiquitousGayGuy

To the shitty ghoster on US303

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I watched you run into berizino carelessly as I waited under my tree. I waited patiently with my range finders and DMR. I marked your first and second targets carefully. Knowing your newb ass would hit up both supermarkets. I counted. 900m. 750m. 600m. I let you get everything you needed in the second supermarket. I chuckled as I adjusted my position slightly knowing you would get greedy and go for the apartments. Up you go, up up up to the top floor. I hold my breath for a second and let it go. BAM! It looked like a shoulder hit. You moved slightly to pick up something. And then you were gone.

Well. I guess I should have known better. But I waited. Waited and waited. There was something in there you wanted and you will come back for it. 5 minutes go by and I need to eat. My stomach growls and I feel weak. I know I have to eat before I pass out. I move into the woods to eat but still watch that apartment. You will return.

Mmmm. Steak. Yummy in the tummy!

Woah! Out of nowhere someone appears next to my favorite tree!!! Headshot baby!! Got you!! How did you get there without me seeing? Oh well. Thanks for the nvg and extra Ghillie suit you didnt put on.

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Could have been a different guy, sound waves travel for some distance....

Most likely the same guy though

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