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I no longer want to be a stereotypical survivor, i want to go insane. I don't want a backpack, i don't want a gun i want to go feral and I want to do it in my underpants.

Please allow us to go "stig of the dump" and run wild in the north in our pants.

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You'll be wanting to smear yourself with your own excrement for that "authentic" look too! :)

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Maybe they will put more clothing skins in?

I hope they do, to many people running around that look identical in my opinion.

More variation would be great, and yes underpants could be an option too.

Would be funny as hell in my opinion. Wouldnt be too good for your body temp though ;)

Hypothermia here we come!

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Wild men don't feel the cold, fact. Ask anyone from Newcastle or Middlesbrough. In addition you would get +5 body heat from long matted hair and a dusting of soft downy body hair. The excrement must also have some thermal capacity.

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I am fron Newcastle. Hence the name "GeordieMarv" :D

We are impervious to the cold if we wear our Newcastle United shirts though! ;)

Your prob right about the heat boost from the hair and excrement though! :D lol

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I dont know why i like this, due to the fact that itd be hilariously awesome or that in reality some people would certainly go feral. But in any case i like this

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I want assless chaps and some cowboy boots

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To simulate the madness is also like him to mutter to himself and occasionally cry out like a banshee. To balance that though he would be silent when moving. Oh and blue Y front pants please.

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