An Ambush Story

[G0V3RNM3NT4L 132]

I'd like to say I'm very, very, very good about hiding in the woods. I've got a ghillie suit and an SVD camo. But, like many others, I lower my guard when I'm deep in the woods. Never again.

I'm on a US server, my usual east-coast one (not saying which), very northwest of the world (below Skalka mountain, forest next to a small lake) when an unknown player says through VoIP:

"Freeze, I've got a gun pointed at your head. If you turn around you die."

I instantly freeze, complying. The guy proceeds to rob me, taking my pack and telling me to drop my weapon. He slithers in front of me to pick up the weapon, and I keep thinking "oh shit, oh shit, oh shit. This isn't supposed to happen to me."

While I'm thinking this, I'm casually observing him. He drops the AK-47 he was carrying and picks up my beloved Candice. (Yes I named my rifle.) This is exactly what I was waiting for, and I prepare to draw my M9SD and kill him, when he starts talking to his buddies.

See, my plan is to usually give in to somebody, drop my primary, and wait for him to pick it up. If he's advanced enough, he carries ammo for his specialty weapon. If they're new enough to have different ammo rounds, I can generally kill them. When they pick up the primary, they obviously don't have any ammo for it. I cap them then.

But what he was saying posed a problem, he wasn't alone. I had no idea how advanced his buddies are, or how many there are. They talk about killing me, and that's when I decide to take multiple with me. I slide out my M9SD and manslaughter the guy in front of me. It says he's killed, and one of his buddies asks what's going on. I realize they're closing in, so I prepare.

I drop to the ground, turn around, and see two guys WITHOUT weapons. Literally. They had no weapons. They see I'm armed, and they flip horse shit. One of them starts running, but I kill him with the rest of the M9SD's clip (I'm not the best shot :P). I reload, and the other guy keeps BEGGING me not to kill him.

I told him to drop everything he had, and he did (to my knowledge). I picked up everything and moved it about 30m away. I then broke his leg with 2 shots and bandaged him. I told him once he couldn't see me, he should go get his stuff. I started trekking away, watching him over my shoulder. What fallows is one of the more sadistic things I've done.

I find a vantage spot to watch where I dropped his kit. Surely enough, the kid starts crawling fast as he can towards it. He gets within 10m, then 5, then he reaches it, gets the morphine I placed in there, and stands up. I drop him with two body shots, so he knew it was coming.

Ain't nobody stealing from Reginald Fogbottom VI.

Also, how do I keep getting these lucky kills from?

Edited July 17, 2012 by G0V3RNM3NT4L

[mullinsjesse@ymail.com 19]

cool story

[McSquizzey 6]

Remember, #1 rule of DayZ is to never get attached to your gear, even if you name every single object you have :(

[G0V3RNM3NT4L 132]

Yes, but you see, my Candice always has a way of finding her way back to me. She doesn't even mind when I have to use other guns.

[brandon3443 7]

well they failed to rob you xD

[TheBambiMafia 11]

nice way to make the guy suffer, by walking a way only to drop him after he got his gear again.

Me personally, would have broke his leg, got him to crouch facing a tree and shot him in the back of the head :)

EDIT:

I would have tortured him and tortured him. Then I would have fixed him up, and told him to crouch away from me facing a tree, and that I am going to let him live. I wouuld tell him to count to 100 and then he could get his stuff.

I would then get out my rifle, aim at his head, and wait for him to finish counting (or start moving) and shoot him in the back of the head and tea bag him :)

Edited July 18, 2012 by TheBambiMafia