Call of Duty mode for all of the whiners on here

[DJKhaled 3]

How about a "Call of Duty" mode that servers can play for all of the kids on here whining about how this game is too hard?

It will have the following features that I gathered from the most popular complaints:

1. Melee weapons

Because conserving ammo is too hard

2. Choose your spawn location

Because walking takes too much time

3. Start with a more powerful gun

Because finding better weapons is too much work

4. Display your location on the map (which you will spawn with)

Because navigating is too difficult

5. Everyone has night vision goggles

Because it's too dark at night and using flares and chemlights are too hard

6. Tons of already working vehicles

Because finding and repairing them isn't fun

This way all of the complainers will be happy and will leave those of us who want to play a challenging game alone

What does everyone think? Any other suggestions for this game mode?

[SixPackAbs 13]

hear this is 4 u

[Moe (DayZ) 1]

hear this is 4 u

Since when is a joke post considered a trolling attempt?

[hazy 0]

DEFINITELY NOT TROLLING. This made me laugh, nice post