Arcadies 23 Posted July 17, 2012 Hello potential customers!My name is Arcadies and I am a humble store owner. I am owner and sole-proprietor of the market in Elektro.I understand that with the zombie apocalypse, certain staples of society have fallen down. But please, I emplore you, don't resort to thuggery.Recently, there have been a rash of break ins at my store, I've caught armed robbers trying to steal cans of beans and Mountain Dew off the shelves. Because of the lack of law enforcement in Elektro, I've had to take justice into my own hands and shoot these would be thieves. I've even had to shoot people breaking into my apartment across the street.I understand that people have needs, but please, lets be civil about it. If I have something in my store that you want to acquire, bring something to trade for it. I can't just be giving away beans to everyone that starts out with nothing. I have to run a business here.So, to close, don't be mad if I shoot you if you're snooping through my store or my apartment. 20 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
david.mcentee@live.co.uk 46 Posted July 17, 2012 what a don!read this post outload with an apoo acent from simpsons.its histarical! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
longbwai 18 Posted July 17, 2012 I like this guy. He has an RP story to go with his banditry.So you see not all PK-er's are douchebags. Some are very nice people role-playing (like in above example) a guy defending his shop. Think about that next time you are killed from a shot out of nowhere. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pathfinder (DayZ) 47 Posted July 17, 2012 I apologize for stealing ur beans and dew, I left a few dollars on the register. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zorg_dk 30 Posted July 17, 2012 (edited) Edited July 17, 2012 by Zorg Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FoulMouth 26 Posted July 17, 2012 What's mine is mine and what's yours is also mine homie. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carl Weathers 3 Posted July 17, 2012 Hey buddy can you please stock some fresh produce? I'm getting tired of canned beans/pasta. I have bullets I can trade ^_^ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
david.mcentee@live.co.uk 46 Posted July 17, 2012 just relised if we wanted to buy somthing would he still shoot us? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arcadies 23 Posted July 17, 2012 I apologize for stealing ur beans and dew, I left a few dollars on the register.Thank you! Please come again! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arcadies 23 Posted July 17, 2012 Hey buddy can you please stock some fresh produce? I'm getting tired of canned beans/pasta. I have bullets I can trade ^_^No one has been farming anything for weeks, all I have is beans and more beans. And I don't need bullets, there seems to be ammunition for days in Chernarus. What I DO need is medical supplies... I have no idea who runs the hospital in Elektro, but I'll be damned if I'm going near that place. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Catman (DayZ) 23 Posted July 17, 2012 Seriously I'd like to complain about your store,- nothing is on the shelves, it's all in un-organised piles, often mixed in with rubbish. - The staff, when they're about are brain dead and really not helpful nor do they provide a nice shopping experience.- Half your stock is out the back and not on the shop floor (literally). - Most of all are you trying to run side-line jewellery shop or something? whenever I'm in your shop I keep finding watches everywhere. Please stock more compasses. 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gruelius 16 Posted July 17, 2012 You will be recieving a court summons due to your dangerous door breaking my leg upon entry last week.By the way I could be willing to settle this matter privately. Please message me if you are interested otherwise I will see you in court Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arcadies 23 Posted July 17, 2012 Seriously I'd like to complain about your store,- nothing is on the shelves, it's all in un-organised piles, often mixed in with rubbish.- The staff, when they're about are brain dead and really not helpful nor do they provide a nice shopping experience.- Half your stock is out the back and not on the shop floor (literally).- Most of all are you trying to run side-line jewellery shop or something? whenever I'm in your shop I keep finding watches everywhere. Please stock more compasses.About the watches... back before things got really bad and people were scrambling to stock up on supplies, the first thing of value they were willing to part with were their watches. Now I have tons of expensive watches people traded me for things like toilet paper and bottled water. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
longbwai 18 Posted July 17, 2012 I'll trade a bandage for a complete porn mag. I have a half torn page of one in my pocket but I'm kinda bored of her. For all I know it could be a half done pre-op tranny I've been getting my jollies off to. Yeah I wanna ditch her. So.... a little help? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
serpent10i 1 Posted July 17, 2012 You will be recieving a court summons due to your dangerous door breaking my leg upon entry last week.By the way I could be willing to settle this matter privately. Please message me if you are interested otherwise I will see you in courtIf you need an attorney to represent you? I would be willing to oblige, say 1 ghillie as a retainer? If we win you add one NVG or L85. If we loose I give you 2 blood bags and a morphine stick back but keep the ghillie. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Xrinaphobia 10 Posted July 17, 2012 Mind ordering in a bag? Sales meant everyone bought them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gruelius 16 Posted July 17, 2012 If you need an attorney to represent you? I would be willing to oblige, say 1 ghillie as a retainer? If we win you add one NVG or L85. If we loose I give you 2 blood bags and a morphine stick back but keep the ghillie.throw in a can of beans and we might have a deal. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sandorski 17 Posted July 17, 2012 Us Civilized people need to stick together! Please post Server and Time you will be open for business so we can make an amicable transaction. <_< Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
david.mcentee@live.co.uk 46 Posted July 18, 2012 my company, the produce store inspectors inc. will be taking a sevay of your establishment. if the conduct of your store is not satisfactory we will be taking it off yoour hands.you have been noticed. i will inspect to your store personally between now and saturday. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
omgwtfbbq (DayZ) 1069 Posted July 18, 2012 the beans were DELICIOUS 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
