Probably the Worst Fail I've Seen Bandits Do

[G0V3RNM3NT4L 132]

So, me and my best buddy are riding around in two separate cars we had (admittedly) stolen from a campsite. We drive North-Northeast from Cherno (the route by Little Hill) until we hit Mogilevka.

At this point, we are desperate on fuel, so we park up the car with the smallest amount of fuel and head a little north along a dirt road.

I tell him to pull over into the forest, we set up a campsite, and eat some food, drink water, consolidate ammo, the stuff you normally do. My buddy goes afk but doesn't d/c, so I hang around to guard him.

I set up underneath a tree overlooking the main roads headed through Mogil, deciding it was the best place to watch for enemies. Lo and behold, a few minutes later I see three guys moving in a line SPRINTING down the road.

They used no stealth. They ran in, guns blazing, killing all the zombies. At this point, I did not call out. I doubt they were very friendly. They outnumbered and outgunned us, I saw a rocket launcher and two M4/16's of various models. One had a ghillie, and one wore black (on my screen).

I am not talking, but I am close enough to barely make out their conversation. Ghillie suit finds our abandoned jeep, and they decide to fan out to look for us. I try to get my friend to come back, but to no avail. I simply hide and watch as my poor friend gets killed mercilessly.

Then comes the awesome part; ghillie suit starts to drive the abandoned jeep to where our current jeep was, and due to communication issues, rocket launcher guy decides to destroy the spare jeep. With a rocket launcher. :P

I figured, screw it, not worth dying. I start to leave, when an incredible thing happens. The "rocket launcher guy" backs up, takes aim at the unoccupied UAZ, RIGHT as the original abandoned UAZ pulls up. The guy wearing black, apparently deaf, got into the currently UNOCCUPIED UAZ, not realizing it was slated for demolition.

The rocket launcher guy fires, and manages to kill both of his allies. He looks stunned and I quietly step out of my hiding spot and put three M1911 rounds into his head as he attempts to draw his main weapon.

I lived in glorious loot heaven.

True story bro. Once in a million. XP And none of them had time to D/C :P

Edited July 17, 2012 by G0V3RNM3NT4L

[Fraggle (DayZ) 15720]

Perfect justice. Love it.

[G0V3RNM3NT4L 132]

I just wish I could have got the rocket. I've never found one before.

[p84dude 1]

too bad the cars got blown up, otherwise awesome.

[EnermaX 59]

Somehow this comforts me.