Dear Fallen.Wobble... Thank you (First Bandit Kill in our Clan.) (funny and true)

[jerald_b 2]

So. On my first day of coming back to DayZ after my terrible experience with 1.7.2... Turned out to be insanely entertaining. AND horridly tragic.

So. I spawned west of Balota, started my night time sprint playing tag with the Z's slowly building up my inventory as I went along. Finding an Axe, I made my way to the Balota Airfield control tower, looted away, moved hanger to hanger, joyfully finding my wildest starter loot. Got out with a AKM and an Alice Pack full of goodies. Playing it smart I darted for the woods avoiding all the Z's and made my way for the hotels on the north-west edge of Cherno. Along my trek through the woods I constantly heard gunfire from Balota, laughing as I knew some poor fool was probably meeting his end.

How foolish I was to laugh at his misfortune.

Upon making it there, to my deepest horrors, I was hungry. And a tad thirsty. So before I went over the hill to the hotels, I broke into a small house desperate for food. Inside I found nothing. I walked around the table and OUT OF NOWHERE A ZOMBIE WALL ATTACKED! Fearing for my life, I turned away and ran into another Z that followed me inside. Trapped I did the only thing I could; Foolishly fire my AKM. I attracted a horde from the town and used up a half a clip on the Z's. Still more outside, I knew I had to get out, for a blood thirsty bandit might be lurking near by.

I pulled out a smoke grenade I found at the airfield, chucked out the door and got the remaining Z's off my back. Taking a deep breath, I peered outside, seeing nothing I creeped towards the hotels AKM held ready.

Then, I heard it, Breathing. Not the usual group. Human. I turned to find an AK aimed right at me. We both fire. I, hitting him in the gut, watch his blood pour out, feeling my heart skip a beat as his rounds hit more accurately. Bringing me to a slump on the ground. Dead.

I was proud I at least made him severely injured.

Upon my resurrection into a new body I could see where I was, CHERNO! THE HOTELS! I COULD SEE THEM!!!

The gods must be shining on this poor soul that I am, and shunning the bastard Bandit that attacked me. So I went full sprint to where I died, a man with a mission. Upon almost reaching where my other, rather holy, body laid... I realized... The fuck am I going to do? Spit at him? I see a train station nearby and crouch-run to it.

Inside, I find the ever so trusty Makarov.

Filled with childish joy as if I just stuffed my face with candy, I run to where my corpse was, surprisingly with no Z's around. Then I see him. HIM. THAT BASTARD. I threw a smoke grenade to try and get all the Z's away, then, proceeded to continue defiling my body, taking my precious loot. So I sneak up to him. Place my aim. And say, GOOD DAY SIR!

He turns, probably shitting himself in person, then probably laughing at the puny Makarov. We both fire, DUEL YET AGAIN SIR.

Turned out that even with his AKS-74 Kobra Vs. My Makarov, I turned out to be his Huckleberry.

He laid there dead. And I laughed. OH the joy of killing a bandit. Probably so pissed to be killed so early in his plundering of my corpse.

So I do something so in humane. I looted the bastard. Finding all my survival gear and THEN SOME. Getting the supplies I needed and all. And taking his AKS-74 Kobra with 5 mags. I left him his G17, because, well, I like the Makarov more, and hell, It took down a man holding an AKS-74. Figured it was a sign from the heavens.

I then proceeded to do the right thing, and bury his corpse with all the remaining loot i did not want.

OKAY. That is the end of my silly story of what happened last night in DayZ.

The rest of the night I met up with my buddies and we proceeded to go up north to the NE airfield, just for fun. Then the tragic even occured. I alt-tabbed to look at a map and upon re-entering the game it froze, on a black screen, and I, confused, clicked a few times, and apparently during that black-screen-freeze + clicks caused me to somehow "respawn." Loosing Everything. Fucking sucks. Oh well. They really need to get rid of that shit.

Oh and our clan, 4 strong. LOL. Is called, simply enough (hilariously, stupidly enough) the Anti-Bandit Clan. Or... ABC. Luls. Yes we are the ABC clan. Fear us. Or laugh. It's a casual thing for us. You kill bandits, you are a friend to us! If you see us, just say whats up, or try to kill us, we'll try to kill you too. :P

I'm too sleepy high for this shit. Gotta love off days.

Done. Good day all.

Edited July 16, 2012 by Jerald_B

[b00m666 38]

Awesome story^^

Today i saw a guy hiding behind a truck while my nephew runs in a barrack, i say WATCH OUT hit that guy in the face and he died. Then my nephew thought i was the one who killed ( myself) So he killed me with all my loot and i ragequit:D

[jerald_b 2]

HAHA DAMN. That sucks bro... Funny but shitty way to go out at NWAF.

[b00m666 38]

HAHA DAMN. That sucks bro... Funny but shitty way to go out at NWAF.

It was at Balota.

[N0DemonZ 17]

Nice Story. Was a good read, You can take my Beans good sir !

[wobble (DayZ) 0]

LOL, wow that was me. I'm honored. That is so weird to stumble on this. Nice story -- hope this emails you or whatever so you can see the congratulations! I actually remember this I think. I was going on a 2-weekish vacation the next day and just got back so the timeline fits. Very good kill. I was so turned around that night and had almost been messed up bad by some guy in Balota. I think I was chased by another person after I killed you the first time and that was why I was still by your body. I remember turning around and literally shitting a brick when I saw someone over me! I didn't even have time to think. Congrats on the loot -- I'm not sure what I had but it shouldn't have been anything of value. I probably stashed my stuff before killing myself to respawn somewhere fun down south. Again though, congratulations. That was probably the most scared I've been in this game. Looting a body and turning around to someone standing over me in the dark, lol. Thanks for a good time! We have a server now (US 898) if you are looking for a home and fancy killing me again :-P

edit: I hadn't read the whole thing when I replied but man you sure were intense about the situation. I'm not sure if I was a bandit but you probably remember the kill better than me. I don't think I'm a bastard though for playing the game but everyone likes to turn their DayZ story into a sensationalized narrative. We both got what we deserved - you for being in Cherno thinking no one should kill anyone and me sitting on your body for 20 minutes. Also, when I turned around I had no idea you had a makarov -- you could have had a hatchet and killed me at that point. All I remember is how much each bullet hurt when it hit me in the face lol. Thanks for the good read!

Edited July 31, 2012 by wobble