What happens when two knuckleheads with explosives fight (expect stupid)

[hiush 3]

Warning the following story contain abusive amounts of idiocy and schwarzenegger syndrome (the condition that you waste ammo) and isn't recommended if you're a serious survivor.

It was early in the morning (real life time) on a low pop server, since it was low pop i through that it was safe to raid the airfield (i was kinda sleepy OK) and when i arrived there i went to the barracks, nothing there (as always with my luck), so i started to head to the fire station, but when i looked back there was some dude heading to the barracks (with 8 guys on the server) i said on the mic "don't waste your time there's nothing there", he turned around and rushed to the barracks i came closer to the door and when i peeked he started shooting at me (luckly he lagged and i avoided being shoot), i started to run for cover, barely got out of the door the dude (knucklehead 1) shoot a m203 grenade, thanks to luck (now the b*tch shows up) i was out of the range, the dude started shoot another grenade at the firestation, that was kinda a cartoon moment i was running to the firestation when a grenade hits the tower, i (knucklehead 2) turn back, now determined to fight the grenade spammer with his own tactic, and throw 2 smoke grenades at the barracks and try to get closer to frag him, to make sure he don't get out i started to spam shoots at the door of the barrack (and also all that mess attracted loads of zeds), fending of the undead with my akm i got to the door, waited to him stop shooting and when he did i peeked and threw a grenade inside, but before i could get alway he shoot me and i went unconscious just to see he getting blowed to tiny bits, in the end the undead finished me off and the result was both off us lost our high equipped characters and most likely destroyed one of the two barracks and the fire station, next time i will just disconnect (better than causing random mayhem).

sorry i don't have any pics or video (wasn't expecting anything interesting happen and completely forgot to take screenshots).

things killed/destroyed/hurt/ignored in the fight:

a lot of innocent zeds - they will be missed

one fire station - sorry to anyone that lost a looting place

one barrack - read above

two survivors - i kinda think we deserved that

dayz logic - again sorry about the random mayhem (at least we didnt fought in cherno or a high pop server)

common sense of survival on a zombie apocalypse - again sorry

Edited July 16, 2012 by hiush

[Caviano 287]

Sounds intense lol.