Rocket's Interview with GameBreaker

[Snort (DayZ) 340]

I watched the interview and couldn't help but notice that Rocket looks unusually like a fish in this interview.

I mocked up an image of if he was a fish, and I've come to the conclusion that Rocket is from the Fish Informant Society and has been sent to land in order to get information on our military defense and the way our future generation of fighters will be trained, which according to the media is via video games.

Rocket is going to create games that make us feel defenceless so our self-value drops and when the fish do attack, we will not have enough morale to stand up and fight for our freedom.

Don't be fooled bretheran, Rocket is a fish and I am now going to boycott this product until the world knows.

[Ramtex 1]

Please return to your bridge, the three billy goats wish to cross.

[Revilo 156]

LOL! xD mind if i repost this on reddit dayz?

[Snort (DayZ) 340]

Where's the problem if I'm not there...why do they feel the need to ask permission to cross a bridge?

The goats are morons.