HOLY BLACK JESUS MY HEART IS RACING!

[HamTheBacon 76]

Holy hell that was some andrenaline rush, i was in US485 respawned in Kamenka so i ran north to Zelenegorsk. Ran into the back of the grocery store because i was being chased by zombies, as i turned into the grocery store via the only open door, i heard the opening of a can of soda, soon as i turned into the grocery store i aimed, saw my guy, shot directly in the head with a 2rnd slug from my double barrel.

He went down before he could even shoot back, so i ran into the room, and the zombies sort of ignored us, started looting my corpse and saw he was still alive, shot the only other round of my double barrel, dead, took his M4A1 M203 and his backpack, looted the rest of him, but then i heard footsteps...

Aimed my new gun just to see another person coming from the front of the store to the back, let loose 15 rounds of my new toy into that one, he had a AK-74 shot 4 times, didnt hit and so downed another one, by now my heart is racing so i head into the front to loot my next kill. When all of a sudden a Smoke Grenade falls on me and i get shrouded, so i ran into the back full speed, layed on the ground and waited, heard someone walking but it grew fainter.

So i backed up into the far back and it was the best idea i ever had, soon as i got back there and brough up my aim the door to the left of the far right back opened, and in came target number 3, i turned put 5 bullets into him, he started running away but he passed out before he could, i then took out a hatchet, and hit them 3 times to death, and he watched me do it!

Then after a few mins, i got a ALICE pack, every tool but a toolbox (oh the irony) and some binos, wish i got some NVG.

After all that i tried talking to them over Direct or Group chat, but no reply so i thought i would retell my adventure on here, hope it makes someone laugh, and you have no idea how much i wish i was recording, the best things always happen when they arnt on tape :(

Well this is a message to the three guys i killed on US485, Joey, Buddy, and Sirrmissalot, i am both sorry for what i did, but i did it to protect myself, and i am both proud of myself for taking all three of you out with worse firepower and less items than you, and im dissapointed that you didnt put up as much of a fight, it was 3 against 1 and i won? either i got real lucky or you got real unlucky.

[Sgt Abraham Ford 82]

inb4nobodycaresbanditscum!!!

cool story though

[Caviano 287]

Very entertaining story. I approve of self defense when dialogue is out of the option.

[HamTheBacon 76]

You have no idea how insane it actually was, i didnt even know there was anyone in there, i turned and there was a split second decision and i made it, rather than let them kill me, i took them out, and put everything i had into doing it, i didnt want to do it, i really didnt but i had to or they would have killed me.

[Asasaint 10]

kill or be killed