The Adventure of Picky & Seanosilas V1.

[Seanosilas 11]

It all started on the beach, I decided to finally venture to the NW Airfield for the first time, God did I know I would meet a valuable friend along the way, I headed towards Elektro having just spawned at Otmel, I walked around my hands sweating in between my Makarov I approach a building raising the pistol I look upstairs, beans. Fuck I missed when it was so simple to go get a Steak from the store.

I kneel down & pick up the beans & store it in my pack for the trip. Ten minutes later I've found a Winchester 1866 with three boxes of slugs some matches, a M1911 with two mags, a knife and a Czech backpack. I than ask on side channel I see on side channel someone saying "Fucking bandits! I hate them! Go fuck yourself!" I laughed & replied with "Man It is shoot on sight." I than ask if anyone is willing to go to NW Airfield with me one reply from a man named 'picky' "Dude you just killed a guy." I reply with "The fuck are you on about? I have not killed anyone!" He brings up that story about the man named Wolf.

I tell him that he can trust me, after numerous attempts he finally caves in (Being it his first time playing I believe) I make my way to Prodikrgo to meet up with him, there he was siting on the floor with a Lee Enfield, I greet him via mic he does not reply, This was when mics where broken, i tell him to get Skype/Teamspeak/Ventrilo he finally gets Skype after one hour of sitting in the fucking dark.

We add eachother & start talking, we hit it off & the journey to NW was about to began, but before he fired is Lee Enfield I tell him he is crazy, he could not hear me he keeps firing it at the zombies I flip out, and take out my M1911 and take out all the zombies more of them came, all I could hear was the shrieks of the Zombies, finally after 79 kills & No ammo I leg it into the bush with my new friend Picky we sit down & talk, we killed a wild boar & cooked up the meat & drank our sodas we got along well, he was American I was Russian/Australian even though he says I have a Australian Accent!

The Stores of Picky & Seanosilas!

[picky (DayZ) 25]

Dude. this is not right, first off we got skype way after the barn and Lee Enfeild incident. And you were fully capable of putting a shell in my back after i aggroed the mass amounts of Zedds with that hand cannon, and when it was finally over and we had escaped to the woods, we got skype. then we started our adventures, I literally forgot what we did next.