S.S.S. - a new style of play

[stillglade 3]

Bored with the grind? Tired of finally getting gear worth having only to be killed? Is the constant fear of death finally driving you to the breaking point? Then this is for you!

I would like to form a new style of play I like to call S.S.S. (Suicidal Scout Service, or Silly Servant Syndrome, or Stillglade's Stupid Survivors). The basic rules are this:

• Spawn as a Female, and never crouch or go prone (this will help identify you as a S.S.S. volunteer)
  
• Drop all items except the flashlight (you won't be needing them)
  
• Don't ever pick up any item (if the S.S.S. are known to carry anything, they become targets)
  
• Make your way to the nearest large coastal city and announce your services
  

What services do you ask? Well, basically anything that regular survivors need. For example, do you want to know if there is anything worth looting in the Fire Station? The S.S.S. will run to it at top speed, look whats there and report back. Zombies have you cornered? We will run by and draw their attention away. Afraid there may be bandits lurking at the southern airstrip? Then we'll run in making a nice target or distraction for you. Playing solo and need a transfusion? You supply the blood; we'll administer it. The S.S.S. are also masters of navigation and directions, just ask! And in return, either pay in food or drinks (which will be instantly consumed) or simply place a bullet through your volunteer's head; it's OK, we like to respawn when our services are completed. Either way, we will be back in the city soon running in circles and offering assistance, looking for our next customer.

If you see a female survivor with no equipment running around in a coastal city with complete disregard for their life (flashlight on if night), simply say "sss?" and we will help you out. Or completely ignore them as they will clearly be completely harmless.

Stillglade

[Caviano 287]

Okay. Thanks.

[BNZ Solid Snake 9]

I actually like this idea, I would hire an S.S.S officer for scouting purposes. What servers you plan to do this on? My group could use this service from time to time.

[ih8 56]

not sure if you thought this was funny

[Tek (DayZ) 95]

Now that's funny!

[CaptainPlanet (DayZ) 23]

Not funny, but if serious... that's pretty cool.

[stillglade 3]

I actually like this idea, I would hire an S.S.S officer for scouting purposes. What servers you plan to do this on? My group could use this service from time to time.

Reply here and a volunteer can join (no official sign up required, anyone can simply volunteer by following the above rules). If you see a female running by followed by a congo line of zombies, your request has been heard. I like to hang out in Cherno and run towards gun shot sounds myself.