How 90% of Day Z live streamers play.

[albinorhino 174]

This is in no way meant to degrade the fine names of many of the Day Z live streamers who go out of their daily routines to bring us entertaining streams of Day Z, but is aimed squarely at those guys who do nothing but sit in buildings or on roof tops for hours at a time and do ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!

Part 2

Edited July 15, 2012 by Unholy_Kyono

[syndicatefaction 118]

lol

[albinorhino 174]

Oh and that voice isn't actually my proper voice. That was me putting on my fakest American accent I could (no offence to Americans).

[MaximumBullfrog 6]

This is why I'm starting to favour the montage flavour for DayZ videos. Slow deliberate tension makes for better playing than it does watching.

[albinorhino 174]

This is why I'm starting to favour the montage flavour for DayZ videos. Slow deliberate tension makes for better playing than it does watching.

I enjoy watching the 20+ minute videos from DaSquirrelnuts, Sacriel42 and Oshiseven as they're pretty damn entertaining with how they work together as a proper squad, but most of the live streams I have seen have been of guys sitting in buildings doing fuck all apart from laughing at inside jokes and waiting for people to come in.

[Xterminator (DayZ) 2]

Oh and that voice isn't actually my proper voice. That was me putting on my fakest American accent I could (no offence to Americans).

Funny and true video, but your fake american accent is horrid :)

It kinda sounds like a retarded southern hic accent.

[albinorhino 174]

Funny and true video, but your fake american accent is horrid :)

It kinda sounds like a retarded southern hic accent.

Funny that as that's exactly how I was trying to sound! :D

[Azrail (DayZ) 211]

whats wrong with it, at least he moved...

[albinorhino 174]

whats wrong with it, at least he moved...

He being me ;)

[Bipedalius 0]

I bet you actually talk like that.

[albinorhino 174]

I bet you actually talk like that.

Damn you sussed me out....

Edited July 12, 2012 by Unholy_Kyono

[Pathfinder (DayZ) 47]

haha nice

[albinorhino 174]

haha nice

Glad you enjoyed it :)

[mediocreyeti@gmail.com 33]

I have no idea why that was so funny but I enjoyed it.

[albinorhino 174]

I don't even know why I made it. Sheer bordeom maybe?

[Viles (DayZ) 93]

was scrolling down reading the comments when i heard the walking around.. was like oh FUCK some cunt is walking behind me. would of been better if you fell off the building broke your leg then camped for another hour

[albinorhino 174]

was scrolling down reading the comments when i heard the walking around.. was like oh FUCK some cunt is walking behind me. would of been better if you fell off the building broke your leg then camped for another hour

Might do another video like that then if I ever have a broken leg and low blood ;)

[BlaBlaSoldier 16]

biiiird

[deadlyslob (DayZ) 42]

Sort of get the humor... but if they are on top of buildings on low pop servers...

They're going to have a bad time...

Edited July 13, 2012 by deadlyslob

[privatewolf 59]

Where's that military camp at?

Edited July 13, 2012 by WolfSixNiner

[Axwell 1]

Where's the military camp at?

The very west of Cherno.

EDIT: Sorry, I meant EAST. :)

Edited July 13, 2012 by Axwell

[privatewolf 59]

Cheers, buddy! :)

[albinorhino 174]

Sort of get the humor... but if they are on top of buildings on low pop servers...

They're going to have a bad time...

Thats sort of the point. Most of the live streams I have seen consist of nothing but guys sitting round doing absolutey nothing except wait for people to come to them.

[Ewkil2132 3]

I know when I am livestreaming DayZ, I run around in towns on 50 out of 50 servers. Trying to find weapons to defend myself! lol

[Cormac McCarthy 15]

GIF