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ErwinRumble

Can a fellow bandit spare a brother a blood transfusion?

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At elektro docks, lost a lot of blood due to a hyper intelligent zombie magically finding my hiding spot.

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Cue sociopaths...

"Sure bro, what server?"

*connects*

*Arrives at the location you describe, beats the living shit out of you with your own housepet then sodomizes you with a crossbow and takes all your beans*

Place scares me...

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Cue sociopaths...

"Sure bro' date=' what server?"

*connects*

*Arrives at the location you describe, beats the living shit out of you with your own housepet then sodomizes you with a crossbow and takes all your beans*

Place scares me...

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Ate all my beans to get blood.

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