you know you play too much DayZ when:

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1. Every time you see a hill you wonder if there is a sniper waiting for you.

2. When you hear a helicopter you immediately run for cover.

3. You keep an extra can of beans in your backpack.

4. You have a real map of Chernarus.

5. When you see someone in the distance you wonder if it's a zombie or a bandit.

6. You think of asking for a blood transfusion from a friend when you feel weak.

7. You feel safer when you walk in the woods.

8. You try to ALT-F4 when things are going bad.

9. You see any industrial building you wonder what loot is inside.

10. You pause when you hear someone elses footsteps and reach for your gun.

11. You always carry a compass, hunting knife, box of matches, a water bottle, bandages etc when you go on a trip.

12. You see a road flare and start yelling in local "WHO ******* THREW THAT FLARE!"

13. When you are hungry or thirsty you look to the right to see if your icons are flashing red yet.

14. You mistakenly refer to your home address as Elektro.

15. You wonder if a zombie/bandit will spawn every time you visit the supermarket.