Random Story - Twas Funny.

[Condork 2]

Quick story time.

So I was heading to Balota airfield for one of the first times and I got there and spotted a survivor, I instantly got behind a few SUV/Jeeps that were trashed in front of me, an idea then sprung to mind, I switched into direct coms and screamed down the mic! "Freeze, I have a sniper aimed at your head, if you move an inch I will shoot" He then froze and replied, "I'm not armed I don't have much PLEASE don't shoot" I didn't have a sniper and wasn't armed at all, I then demanded he dropped his coyote pack on the floor, afterwards I told him a friend of mine was going to come from behind the trucks and pick up his bag, he didn't know this but there was only me there no friends.

So I jumped up from behind the SUV's and walked to his bag, took a bandage and laughed so hard down the mic and explained what I had just done to him, he also burst out laughing and we carried on our way.

If you liked the story let me know.

Pics below haha :)

^ Before

^ After

[zorisx 7]

pretty hilarious hahaa

[Condork 2]

haha it was

[MaximumBullfrog 6]

I've done stuff like this before. Knowing how to thump your chest in a way that you can bluff someone into submission is more effective than some people think. Probably because they're not too good at it.

Mainly it's effective in making a group of two or three seem more like five or six.

[Condork 2]

Yeah Maxim, I agree :)

[Poop (DayZ) 0]

lol :P

[aquilez 16]

He's pretty stupid to believe a sniper would be that close to him to kill him. Direct channel's range doesn't go very far.

[Miki (DayZ) 15]

Lmao, poor guy, should be a rule against robbing players when they only started :/

[nickcakes 4]

there's a stickied story thread for these already