When Keeping it Real goes Wrong<Bandit Edition>

[grimes (DayZ) 0]

In the midst of a 14 day run. I'm making my way back south after hitting the NW Airfield and I decide to take a run to Green Mountain in search of a ride.

As I approach I see a bus and can hear movement. After a minute or 2 I decide that a true Bandit would get in that Bus and ride off into the sunset laughing all the way.

Unfortunately, I failed to factor in how god damned slow a bus is. I got about 7 feet before the windows were being shot out and realized my path was blocked by a pile of rubble. LOL...I felt like Sonny Corleone at the tollbooth.

Oh well...not my finest moment but hey, it would have been a great story if I'd made it out alive and frankly, it still was if not a little more of a tragic comedy than I had intended.

Hats off to those who gunned me down. :)

[VSnares 17]

Nice Emmure reference.

[grimes (DayZ) 0]

Thanks but I was leaning towards Chappelle Show. :)