Work at Bohemia Interactive dayz Dev team?

[dayzplayer1234 17]

Is it possible to come work on dayz team? and enjoy the benefits of all the dlc money? 
 

My qualifications:

I have a rudimental understaning of game development/coding ✔

I like to give out empty promises ✔

I can help rework old content, place trees , play around with dials and rework maps ✔

I can make forum and twitter posts about spotlights, events and other silly stuff ✔

I can design nice picture to help out marketing team ✔

I Ignore the community and cheaters equaly ✔

Probly less qualified then an avarage dayz modder✔

AND MOST OF ALL I LIKE DOING BASICLY NOTHING FOR MY PAYCHECK (like making masks for the game when there are other issues more important ). ✔✔✔✔✔✔ 

This is a joke and a mockery of dayz current development. But if a job is offered I will take it. I really like free money.

 

Edited November 22 by dayzplayer1234

[bumbibambi 1]

14 minutes ago, dayzplayer1234 said:

 

I Ignore the community and cheaters equaly ✔

 

😂😂😂😂

[KA-74USER 41]

"sorry we will not be continuing with your application process at this time. you did not claim to identify as a minority and at no point did you pledge allegiance to the rainbow flag."

"We encourages applications from candidates who are First Nations, Métis, Inuit, and urban Indigenous; Francophone; members of Black and racialized groups; 2SLGBTQIA+ communities; trans and nonbinary individuals; and people living with disabilities."