Snap's Wraps - Realism

[Snapalapagus 2]

Good afternoon fellow forum goers! I've been recently reading some suggestion threads and decided to compile my own and submit for approval! Below you will find my suggestions and a detailed description on how it would realisticly affect DayZ.

1) Tie your damn shoes, you can trip over them IRL if you don't tie them adequately.

2) Require 8 hours of sleep, in game, in real-time. Get that beauty rest, folks.

3) Let food spoil, I can't tell you how many times I was surprised by foreign life forms in my can of campbell's.

4) Introduce a Stink/Interact meter, refreshed by hopping in lakes, or in the ocean at the coast. The higher your stink, the lower other player's interaction meter about you. Get some Deo for the B.O. boys, people don't want to talk to you and your funky butt must.

5) I've really noticed this, but. Out of the entire map, I have not found one bed. Chernarus must have been a rough neighborhood before SHTF.

6) Make character's randomly sneeze, not a quiet squeak, but a loud AAAAAH CHOOOOOO. Which attracts nearby zeds.

7) Zeds should possess the ability to tackle and pin a survivor to the ground. Rendering them, well, dead.

8) Canned food needs an opener?

9) Can't even pick up a stick in the forest -.-

10) I'm no crash specialist, but I think alot of the things in the helicopter would've been destroyed in the crash.

11) In a real zombie apocalypse, you don't respawn and other people wouldn't shoot you on sight due to: attracting zeds, a living person would have higher value, more manpower fighting zeds, more things to carry, just an overall set of extra hands, does more good than pointlessly shooting them for no given reason except than you're a douche.

12) Also in a real ZA, it would be only a matter of time before every last survivor is eaten, and you don't respawn IRL.

So if it's realism you want...

No, really, this is just a bunch of sarcasm. I've seen completely ridiculous threads like this so I thought I'd post one. If you want too much realism you're going to ruin the game. Remember OP Flashpoint DR? (they aimed for the most realistic game ever) and it sucked SO bad.

/sarcasm

Flame away! :D

Second Edit: After thinking, one last suggestion. These survivors are not leading members of the Kenyan Olympic Marathon team. What's up with the infinite running?

[Tyrog 10]

I don't know what to say.

[Skeffington 1]

As a crash specialist, I can confirm that many things would have been destroyed.

[Cinc 3]

As a crash specialist' date=' I can confirm that many things would have been destroyed.

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O.O

[urspider2018@gmail.com 109]

As a crash specialist' date=' I can confirm that many things would have been destroyed.

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Seems legit.

[kevintrf 0]

I have to agree the realism in this game is almost non-existant, like for example why there is both coca cola and PEPSI!?! Rocket should just remove pepsi from the game since it's disgusting and nobody actually drinks it.

[MillionGunman 0]

I find some of the suggestions you posted to be perfectly reasonable, even desirable. They might ruin the game for you, but I would be glad to see some of these features added to DayZ.