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Killing for teh lulz...

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I come to this game solely to kill as many people as possible- and no deterrent will stop me. My current record is 81 murders in one life-- And ive come close to it several times. I don't kill for the loot, I kill for teh lulz, and I hide the bodies, or use them as bait.

Nothing you implement- short of disabling pvp- will stop the lulz train.

The only way to avoid me? Don't go to Cherno, Electro, the NW Airfield, or Berezino. Me and 3 other people snipe and grief.

Nothing you do will stop my lulz train.


I do this daily:

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I come to this game solely to kill as many people as possible- and no deterrent will stop me. My current record is 81 murders in one life-- And ive come close to it several times. I don't kill for the loot' date=' I kill for teh lulz, and I hide the bodies, or use them as bait.

Nothing you implement- short of disabling pvp- will stop the lulz train.

The only way to avoid me? Don't go to Cherno, Electro, the NW Airfield, or Berezino. Me and 3 other people snipe and grief.

Nothing you do will stop my lulz train.

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I do this daily:

Oh young padawan, you have much to learn.

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I'm So Ronery

So ronery

So ronery and sadry arone

There's no one

Just me onry

Sitting on my rittle throne

I work rearry hard and make up great prans

But nobody ristens, no one understands

Seems like no one takes me serirousry

And so I'm ronery

A rittle ronery

Poor rittle me

There's nobody

I can rerate to

Feel rike a bird in a cage

It's kinda sihry

But not rearry

Because it's fihring my body with rage

I'm the smartest most crever most physicarry fit

But nobody else seems to rearize it

When I change the world maybe they'll notice me

But until then I'rr just be ronery

Rittle ronery, poor rittle me

I'm so ronery

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Most murders I got in one life was ~80... but it balances out with the # of zeds I decapitated.

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i enjoy when i kill someone and then someone with the exact same name goes onto the forums and cries about dying. so satisfying to do that to people.

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