MY LAST MINUTES - WHY CANT WE BE FRIENDS? - Video inside

[Synoptic 0]

Hey all,

Ok lemme break it down to you guys/girls(asl?).

I just found out about this game on the latest yogscast, and I thought it was pretty damn awesome. I mean, I love the resident evil movies.

So it spawned me in chernarus, I had a look at that dayz map and just got over looking for where that is since I don't even speak russian.

I'm looking inside these red buildings and one with a tower.

Got myself an akm and a 1911 - must be pretty good loot since I was there for half an hour.

So a zombie hits me through a wall right, whatever I've delt with wallhacks before. All I see is this hour glass. I HATE IT WHEN A ZOMBIE HITS ME AND I GO INTO LAST STAND AND CANT RUN.

Doesn't matter I eventually get back on my own when I hear shots fired nearby. There is a dude about 100m away, so I run towards him. I'm aiming my akm directly at him to encourage him not to shoot me. I get closeby, I say what I always say to strangers when I need to break the ice "What is your favourite pokemon?"

He turns at me and shoots instantly, without even asking for my name.

This game is ridiculous and too hard that's all I have to say.

I uploaded the last minutes of life in this game (forever?)

Link below

[Simon Belmont 0]

Obvious troll is trolling.