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Ho Ho Ho? More like Whoa Whoa Whoa

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I am in Tisy m.b. as a gas bomb blows up directly overhead! I bolt out of there. No illness, so I make my way around the death cloud to the next set of structures. Then I hear what I believe to be something completely outlandish being played over the loudspeakers! This got me both excited and stressed as I checked the area for a crew or some kind of activity. Nothing.

I’ve left Tisy, traveling South. I see a beacon of blue light which piques my curiosity. It’s a crashed sleigh. I wasn’t aware that Santa made clones of himself. Must be how everything gets done in one night.

I hear the same outlandish audio coming from the North. Now I realize what has transpired.

Disillusioned but not stupefied, I sprint to Santa’s clones because I want that FAL!

As I approach, my heart begins to race; I’ve spotted a slain buck near the sleigh. Strange spot for a hunt, but stranger things have happened in DayZ. Must be a suppressed shooter nearby! Tricked again. After more investigation: it’s a dynamic spawn from the crash. 

Yay! There’s unopened presents. I savagely rip them open because no one is coming here to make sure they reach their intended destination. Instead of sweaters and toys, I find grenades and mines and ammunition. I remember dreaming of those things for Christmas as a kid. No FAL. Damn you, clones.

A truly immersive experience. Replacing helicopter crashes with holiday nonsense was time well spent in development.

In conclusion, %#$!?@#+$!%!...?..?

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Who is flying between 1 and 3 helicopters, in no particular formation, over a toxic deadzone anyway? And why did the trained military pilots crash for no apparent reason? I love people that use the loudspeakers. You jinxed yourself. I want them to turn some bears into Krampus for the gits and shiggles. You're so hardcore you scrooged yourself out of a lar. 🤣

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Just got a LAR from a santa crash site, however after watching the latest wobo video, wonder if I got tricked. Seems m4, viaga, and famas got buffed and is now god teir, lar is junk.

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