[Humor] Just DayZ Things.

[[DGN] Johnny 115]

A Thread for Memes and Humor, poking fun at those little DayZ things that you just have to laugh at. ^.^

 

Edited February 26, 2016 by [DGN] Johnny

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That one time you fertilized that Single Pumpkin Patch.

 

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Funny series about getting stream snipped in style.

 

Edited February 27, 2016 by [DGN] Johnny

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Why you don't go into Electro with your Pants on.

 

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The first time you farm pumpkins. (02/20/2016)

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When you turn a light on at night.

Edited March 2, 2016 by [DGN] Johnny

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When you start to accept in your soul that peppers, tomatoes, and cucumbers give a craptastic amount of calories but pumpkin fills your stomach before you're double dark green.

 

 

 

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Trolling with Grenades in protector cases.

Credit goes out to Zim for the find. ^.^

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When we learn a recruit is underage...

2:14 AM - [DGN] Johnny: Sup [User].
2:14 AM - [Snipped]: Sup
2:14 AM - [Snipped]: im at school u?
2:15 AM - [DGN] Johnny: Just sending a hello, when you get time or whatever, be looking to chat about you getting involved in a DayZ group.
2:16 AM - [Snipped]: im not 17+ tho. but i got around 700hours
2:16 AM - [DGN] Johnny: How old?
2:17 AM - [Snipped]: turning 16 in december
2:18 AM - [DGN] Johnny: Ah sorry man. Don't do drugs. Don't join the Infantry. And Don't get married till you're at least 30. Fuck man, don't get married at all if you're a male. Bad shit happens. Good luck
2:18 AM - [Snipped]: lol man , gl

Edited March 7, 2016 by [DGN] Johnny

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Those AKM with Drum feels.

 

Edited March 22, 2016 by [DGN] Johnny

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How I imagine Fast Hydration in DayZ.

 

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Probably my favorite DayZ clip from Daniel. Well worth watching his other videos if you haven't!