Dismembered by a Port-O-Potty

[omgwtfbbq (DayZ) 1069]

of course, in my tales of misfortune, more crazy things happen in my SECOND game of DayZ. i respawn after starving to death while bleeding to death in the middle of a forest from the first time, i found what i consider to be, a jackpot. i came across a large warehouse, found a HATCHET (YES!!), a few cans of soda, and even a hunting knife!! :D so i set out, hacking down zombies, one hit kills galore, but STILL i found 0 cans of beans, animals, or anything that could be food. so, scavenging continues. at one point, i found a holy grail. i actually found a can of beans inside an outhouse. excited, i ran up, and seeing that people already had trouble with getting things out of outhouses, i did my best, but couldn't seem to pick up the beans. i then proceed to accidentally close the door and break both of my legs and lose 2000 blood. FUCK THE LEG BREAKING MECHANIC. WHY DOES A FUCKING PORT-O-POTTY DOOR ANNIHILATE MY LOWER HALF?! so now i'm stuck with all this awesome shit crawling on the ground, unable to find morphine across three towns. i am on the far left of the map, just outside of Pavlovo. i don't know what to do anymore, this game is fucking awesome, but my fun is already ruined by two stupid things. i wonder what the third will be, going unconscious by picking up a can? either way, the point of this thread:

where can i find morphine near pavlovo? :C

and when can we remove the ability to break your legs with a outhouse door?! it shouldn't be possible!!

EDIT: i am now dead. i crawled all the way to the airfield, asking for morphine from ANYBODY, and was about to die of starvation/dehydration, when some jackass walked up to me, said "friendly" then shot me in my face. even after pleading for help. that was just cruel. i wish all of this shit didn't happen from BREAKING MY LEGS ON A DOOR

[friendly Foe 0]

haha ur lost maybe at a deer stand. (pretty unlikely)morphine is the big reason why everyone heads towards the big citys. Also read the forums a bit more there are good starting tips and threads that will and can help you.