what's that zombie chasing? is it a player? i'll chase it.

[Wookieenoob 191]

i'm running out of berezino, the server is full. there are bodies all over the place. i'm expecting to see heavily armed players at any moment. i have previously run into trouser-less bandits who i'd thought i was cleverly tracking.

 

i leave a treeline, swinging my bloodied spade wildly in the air as i spot a zombie in the distance. i've got no idea why there would be a zombie here unless it was chasing a player, so i steady my spade and prepare the chase. 

 

i catch up with the zombie, who seems to have lost his target in some bushes. he continues running into the next forest, and is joined by probably every zombie from berezino. what the hell got all of these guys so riled up? 

 

 

after a few minutes of chasing across forest and open country, in the distance i see a white dot. by this time the zombies are chasing me, and i'm zeroing in on my prey.

 

as i get closer my eyes narrow. i'd chased this guy for like three miles. 

 

 

yeah it was a cow

 

 

the cow lead me to a v3s

Edited February 23, 2015 by Wookieenoob

[o5pr3y (DayZ) 77]

[Heatofbattle 49]

Lemme guess, the cow glitched under the v3s and blows it up.

[IReadTheAgreement 313]

Did you skin it and make a leather vest?  If I chased a cow that far I'd be wearing it later.

[Wookieenoob 191]

Did you skin it and make a leather vest?  If I chased a cow that far I'd be wearing it later.

 

i went into glorious battle with the cow as my ally against the small army of zombies

 

it was a spade massacre

Edited February 23, 2015 by Wookieenoob