The Aquatic Land Walrus 565 Posted February 15, 2015 (edited) So, I had a naked fistfight with a guy. I won, bandaged him and we went out. Then, we decided to attack a guy who had a sledgehammer.Not our best idea. He killed both of us, and then went to teabag us, screaming in some kind of redneck drawl the entire time. I heard a different voice say "You did this?" to the guy. He replied "Yep." At about 5 seconds to respawn timer, I hear a handcuff sound, and the 2nd guy started talking.All I heard before I respawned was "You're my bitch, motherfucker."10/10 dayz is GOTC I just died because my brand new, pristine stun baton suddenly didn't work, and a guy 1 hit KO'd me with a fire extinguisher.I had a magnum with ammo. I tried to pull it out, and my idiot character would just put it away.The guy bled to death. Idiot. dayz is no longer GOTC, it's broken of the century. Edited February 15, 2015 by The Aquatic Land Walrus 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Aquatic Land Walrus 565 Posted February 15, 2015 I just raided the military base near Stary about 5 mins from server restart. I saw an AK and an AK mag and picked it up. Turned out that the mag didn't fit the gun. I lost my mosin with a pristine long range scope because it restarted shortly after.Know what I found when I logged back in? Mosin ammo.I don't even have a mag for my AK ;_;I have one for an AKM though if I get lucky enough to find one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rybec 339 Posted February 16, 2015 My first experience with the standalone was running into the house with some random guy and chatting, then a guy with a baseball bat stood at the exit. We started fighting with our fists and I landed a couple hits on the guy before I was killed. I'll never know if my temporary friend won or lost the fight. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
call him Steve 46 Posted February 18, 2015 Those stun batons and cattle prods have VERY few hits in them, like two or three hits before they are dead (pristine battery). But I like the stab move for them, more accurate than swinging the ax or sledge hammer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chickenmcfuggits 49 Posted February 18, 2015 (edited) So, I had a naked fistfight with a guy. So many great quotes on the forums today. Edited February 18, 2015 by Chzy 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
