Best DayZ Stories?

[ellendegenerate 2]

so the first time i played, (which was today like 6 hours ago) i didnt know wtf i was doing, and i didnt bother to check for controls, so I was ransacking a town like any logically thinking person would do, especially one who has no allies, and no idea how to do just that. so i found some disinfectant spray. i thought to myself "oh how interesting. i bet this will be useful." but as it turned out, the only thing i could play in my brown jeans, was a flashlight and a battery. when i played inventory tetris to try and fit it into my pants (though i imagine this not working out well for obvious real life reasons), my client decided to not let me move my battery to a vertical pillar with the flashlight, allowing me to put the spray into the pocket, and so i was walking around with a disinfectant spray in my hands, unable to put it into my inventory. 

 

So, of course, since i didnt know how tf to play, I kept pressing random buttons hoping one of them would throw my spray on the ground. i could only find one button that had anything to do with the item i was holding, and it was "drink". so, i thought "hm, it's just disinfectant spray!" and drank it bc i didnt know how to fuckin drop it.

So i was fine. for like five minutes. then my screen went blurry and i couldnt see anything, and i was rapidly running around trying to find items to fix my other ailments, such as hunger and thirst. i found nothing, vomited and then went unconcious. 

 

I'm currently on character two and i'm doing great.

 

Also feedback on the game itself in case any developer happens to read this:

my bun should NOT stick out the back of a motorcycle helmet. baseball caps are acceptable, bc of the hole in the back of most caps. beanies are also unacceptable. my hair does not penetrate fabrics.

 

Also i really would love skin color options to be separate from facial options. just bc i have "light skin" does not mean i'm asian. Also how is Henriet a skin color? that doesnt even make sense.

 

and develop a windowed mode, so it doesnt mess up my whole system resolution.

otherwise random developer who may or may not be reading this: great job keep up the good work and fix matchmaking lobby

[cobaas@live.ie 62]

Welcome to Dayz! If you want to know how to fit something in to your inventory then click and drag it over - the size of the item is the same as the number of slots it will need - disinfectant spray for example is two vertical slots!

 

Tip - dont drink it! and a windowed mode? just press alt + enter

 

haha anyways enjoy your time here!

[Shrub Rocketeer ™ 879]

welom in dayz : )

 

was a vary nice story i was enjoy to read is maked me remeber wen dayz was new for me i was felt the same way but i DONT NEVR LOSE THIS PASION FOR GAME also evrytim is hapen a good story plese coming here and share  becase is not enough story here : )